As I sit here and contemplate Bert Fav-ruh's new career as celebrity spokesman in the wake of the Jenn Sterger controversy, it occurs to me that its now just football without the style. C'mon Bert! Sending dick shots from your cell phone is just lazy.
For the love of Burt Reynolds! In the 70's they had hair pits-to-chesty and double entendres (shout out to the old school -- RIP Jill Clayburgh). Do you know much work it is to coif that Matuzak fro? Look at the hair now. Troy Polamalu notwithstanding, it's just uninspired. Seriously, Tom Brady. At least the crowd is keeping it real in Dallas. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Where's Mac Davis when you need him?