Sunday, February 27, 2011

World #1

Martin Kaymer became the world's top ranked golfer Saturday after his victory at the WGC Accenture Match Play tournament. This, despite not playing on the world's top tour...the PGA Tour...despite residing in Scottsdale, Ariz.

Kaymer has got to be the world's most unproven top-ranked golfer since, um.....Lee Westwood. At least Kaymer has won a major. Westwood has just blown several but claims he now puts more energy into the top ranking than into victories. A loser statement if there ever was one.

Well, Kaymer lost to new world #3 Luke Donald in the final Sunday. His lack of personality likely won't win him many new fans. But his faggy scarf, ascot, neckwarmer, hanky will certainly lose him quite a few. PYB can't see all the scums in Raider jerseys that used to jerk it to every Tiger Woods shot getting down with an ascot-ridden Kraut as their new favorite golfer.

Let's see if Kaymer can man up and play a few more PGA Tour events and see if he can match up over the long haul vs. the world's top players. We doubt it.

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