PYB chimes in after a sleepless Friday night. With signing day approaching, who has time for sleep?
--We like this column. Remember, it's OK to be white. It's OK to be rich. And it's OK to protect your money. It's not OK to be a siphoning leach like the disease-spreading whore with 15 kids mentioned in the aforementioned link. Someone needs to put a bullet in her head, because it's a fair bet that one of her kids will be doing the same to someone else in the next decade.
--Speaking of professional golf, Eldrick Woods is back on the scene, racking up second-round leads at meaningless tournaments at courses where he's won multiple times. Give him a road whore, a double-ender, and a major tournament where he can hit two-iron off the tee for four rounds, and he'll be one victory closer to Jack Nicklaus in no time.
--Man, what is the world coming to when you can't even be safe when you up in da club in Honolulu? It's always a Hard Ticket to Hawaii for the NFL's best, but as Trent Williams found out -- it's not paradise all the time. We're sure he is super disappointed he won't be playing Sunday. This one was for you, Kirk...please don't get a boner at the 42-second mark of the HTTH clip
--PYB is trying to collect the facts on Tim Brown's allegations that Bill Callahan threw the Raiders' Super Bowl chances in 2002. So, we are supposed to believe charges made by a fucking idiot who can't even use the English language properly? We are sure Callahan and Jon Gruden was good friends, and PYB is sure Brown were a good receiver 15 years ago when his name was still relevant.
Better yet, Brown went for backup from Jerry Rice -- who was last seen shooting 93 in second-tier professional golf events and using his Michael Jordan "I'm Past My Prime but Still Pierce Both Ears with Large Hoop Earrings" kit. Pardon us if we're not immediately swayed by their arguments.
Even worse, they blamed Barrett Robbins' bipolar meltdown on a late gameplan change. One: most football players are off their rocker a bit to begin with, and this is what makes them good at slamming into other 325-pound men at full speed. Two: the world's normal citizens...the ones without millions of dollars....deal with death, bankruptcy, illness and natural disaster without flipping their lids. So we're not buying that Callahan's opting to pass the ball more than running it caused Robbins to go psycho.
--Speaking of pre-Super Bowl chaos, Jeremy Crabtree is going to get off without any charges in his "alleged sexual assault case." If the former Texas Tech Red Raider hadn't added a few late-season TDs and the 49ers hadn't made their playoff run, who else thinks no charges would have been filed?
2. The chick in the black jacket and acid wash jeans complete with camel toe that gets pulled out of the fray at the 25-second mark of the clip.
5. A Hubie Brown sighting. We love that he acts shocked by the events but is secretly loving the brawl.
6. Most importantly, the fact that these guys are fucking pissed off and genuinely hate each other and are ready to fight all night. They're not going Kevin Garnett. In fact, if Garnett was on either one of these teams, PYB is certain he'd be cowering somewhere in the locker room.
Aaaah, good times. Reminds us yet again how watered-down and shitty sports as a whole are these days.
On that note we're out of here for the weekend. PYB
PS: For those of you who says we're too negative, you can watch this. Even Queen James choked up and Jay-Z was brought to tears of Cristal.....