Friday, October 7, 2011

Hit 'Em Up

--Should PYB accuse the Omaha World Herald's Dirk Chatelain of plagiarism? Maybe....but a great read nonetheless. Bangs out 10+ solid points.

--PYB also likes this story. Recruiting guys from the homes of Eazy-E, DJ Quik, AMG and former NU great Mike Brown as well as Florida, New Jersey and Pennsylvania. fucking hard is that?

--More from Bo Pinelli's tired bully act...

--Looks like another trunk-slamming weekend in NoCal for Eldrick Woods. Guess it wasn't the lack of practice time that was keeping him from regaining his top form from yesteryear. Which was 10+ years ago....

--Enjoy your Friday....and our track of the day. Energy booster for a Friday morning...

--Below are some guest prognostications...we'll see if this guy has any juice. His Week One picks were shit. His friend who sent them to us thinks Taylor Martinez is a good QB, so consider the source:

Boise State (20.5) @ Fresno State - Fresno State has the athletes and QB Carr can score some points but Boise State has just dominated teams on Friday nights. This is a tempting home dog but I think that Boise ends up covering this one late in the game...Boise State 41 Fresno State 21

Ohio State (11) @ Nebraska - Both teams coming off losses...Nebraska is now 1-6 ATS in their last seven games and OSU is 6-1 ATS. Nebraska's defense will come to play against a young Buckeye offense with a freshmen QB making his first start on the road. Ohio State is without their two best WRs and best RB but they still have talent...however, this is a tough spot for them as Nebraska will be well-focused after getting drilled last week in Madison. I think that the Huskers come back this week after circling the wagons and if they start strong, this one could get out of hand because Ohio State looks like a program that has given up on its coaches....Nebraska 28 Ohio State 10

Oklahoma (-10) vs Texas - This might be the lock of the season, Oklahoma is going to just destroy the Longhorns and Texas will be searching for answers...OU 53 Texas 14

Kansas (31.5) @ Oklahoma State - KU is 119th in the country in pass defense...the Cowboys are going to set some records...OSU 66 KU 20

Miami (7) @ Virginia Tech - Miami will do enough to cover this late...V Tech 20 Miami 17

Florida (13.5) @ LSU - without Brantley, Florida might not score...LSU 30 Florida 9

Michigan (-7.5) @ Northwestern - Same story as the last two seasons, Michigan starts out strong with a creampuff schedule and then comes crashing back down to earth. The Wildcats have the better defense and QB and should have a ton of confidence at home...wrong team favored...Northwestern 31 Michigan 20

Missouri (-3) @ Kansas State - Kansas State is an underdog for the third week in a row...but they won SU in the first two games and are undefeated on the season. I think Snyder has a defense he likes in Manhattan and a QB that has played very well in some very tough games...take the Wildcats...KSU 31 Missouri 28

Auburn (10) @ Arkansas - Auburn really needs this game and I don't believe in the Arkansas defense...Auburn 35 Arkansas 31

Alabama (-28.5) vs Vanderbilt - The Tide will absolutely crush Vandy...any spread under 30 is probably robbery...Alabama 41 Vanderbilt 6

Buffalo 24 Eagles 20
Pittsburgh 14 Tennessee 21
Seattle 6 Giants 24
Arizona 30 Vikings 14
Kansas City 20 Colts 17
Oakland 28 Houston 31
San Diego 38 Denver 28
New England 38 Jets 14
Atlanta 35 Green Bay 31


  1. Trunk slamming. Epic.


  2. Gotta give credit to Princess McKernan for that one....