Friday, August 19, 2011

So Confuse

--Just in time for the start of the 2011 Nebraska football season, Barney Cotton starts prepping Cornhusker fans with reasons while his line will once again fail to meet expectations.

Yesterday, we learned that FIVE of his 'studs' are crippled with minor injuries. Today, we're warned about the lack of depth at center. Apparently, the entourage of assistants he's been given can't even overcome Cotton's lack of leadership.

And what's even more apparent is that Cotton has some sort of Mike Anderson clause in his contract that allows him to do an awful job for years on end without being terminated.

--Is everyone else as shocked as we are that Miami players were getting free parties, pussy and booze?

--And is it just us, or does it look like the Chinese team got the best of the Hoyas in this epic brawl? We suspect the outcome would have been much different in the days of Allen Iverson and Victor Page...

Editor's Note: PYB thanks the Donger for his addition of Michael Graham as a former Hoya who would have bloodied the Chinese Rockets. We would have obviously mentioned Patrick Ewing, had he not been so famous for not connecting on his shots in the clutch...

All for now, we'll be back soon with some college football coverage.

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