Saturday

--Safe to say these guys wouldn't have had the shit kicked out of them by the Chinese Rockets...

--Anyone who bets on high school football games has to be crazy. It's impossible in these days of watered-down college football to bet on 18-22 year olds who all think they're NFL material, much less 16 and 17-year-olds...However, if anyone comes across a 5-Star lock, let us know... We would almost feel bad, with HS FB being so pure and all -- with it's $68 million stadiums in Allen, Tex. and kids that transfer with the wind...

--Looks like Agent Zero was fucking with the wrong teammate a couple years back.

--Fantasy football is near, and it still sucks. And for the AFC.

--Another zero-catch night for the self-anointed playmaker Niles Paul. Hello, Omaha Beef!