Maybe we don't call him a flop if he sucks again in 2010. Maybe we call him a flop now. It's not that he got demoted to AAA Omaha that I say this, necessarily, it's the fact that he got demoted to Omaha so the Royals could make room for KYLE FUCKING FARNSWORTH in Kansas City!! Ask any Cubs fan what this means if you don't know already. He is the worst relief pitcher of all time, costing the Cubbies 30-40 games by my count. His only positive contribution was kicking the shit out of Cincy's Paul Wilson a few years back. You can check out Youtube.com for some of his gopher balls and fights. Looks like the homo police guy from LA Confidential in this picture. Ouch, Alex.....
Choke artist - was his entire college career - especially in the CWS, when we needed him most. He got is, what $5MM signing bonus, hopefully he's smart enough to have put it away and he doesn't even have to play anymore. I am somewhat surprised that he's not a Cub...
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