PYB chimes in with an early rant on a Saturday....searching for a meaningful story as the NBA season winds down and the summer doldrums near:
--After watching about 30 seconds of the CWS Friday, something is missing. Something makes it unwatchable. Did Rosenblatt really make the event? Possibly.
--Intestinal virus or massive post-relapse hangover? If Josh Hamilton did just get a case of the shits in the outfield, our apologies to him, especially since the Rangers were wearing home whites.
--Anyone considering flying to Southern California for the NU-UCLA game, keep in mind Los Angeles is a dump and so is the Rose Bowl. AND, Taylor Martinez is the NU QB, so a loss is likely. Save your money.
--ESPN sucks. Anyone who doubts that fact, just watch five minutes of Chris Berman announcing the US Open this week at Olympic Club. Things we've learned: Jason Dufner has a bad golf name because Dufner starts with "Duf". So does Olin Browne, because his initials are OB. Get it? The shortly mowed grass on a par 3 is called a "fairway," and a made four-foot putt on Thursday is worth screaming and shouting about. Talk about a fat pig in a china shop.
Berman, of course, isn't the only ESPN eyesore/embarrassment. So is man-woman Erin Andrews. Overblown as incredibly hot by the sports-nerd crown that hasn't sniffed a piece of pussy in their 25 years on Earth, these pictures show that she's just not all that. Odd body, fat fake tits and a face that reminds us of a cigar-store Indian. Sure, we know looks aren't what make a reporter.....but her performance doesn't hold a candle to legitimate female sideline reporters: Michele Tafoya, Doris Burke, et al.
Best part is...we're not sure if this TMZ pictorial is Andrews or the avian Sweet Dee frolicking on the beach? Wait, Sweet Dee is way hotter.
Enjoy your weekend....PYB.....