Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Back, Back, Back, Back....


--USC? To quote a PYB favorite and hammer another sports cliche into the ground, You CANNOT be serious! Were Florida, Florida State, Miami, Oregon and Oklahoma too stocked at QB to consider? PYB says that a QB with a SWAC-type throwing motion and no past success at the D-I level may as well cross the Trojans off the list. Last time we checked, passing is pretty important in that offense and we don't see Cody Green turning into Carson Palmer overnight---other than the INTs for TDs, of course.

Speaking of INTs for TDs, maybe Green would be best suited for Baylor. Waco, after all, is the site of one of his four career starts and his near game-losing interception a couple years back. We're rooting for the guy, but be realistic. At least, in all likelihood, he got his pick of Nebraska skanks for a couple years before bolting Lincoln...

--Speaking of delusional former Cornhusker football players, Mr. Playground can't stay out of the Omaha World Herald columns. Do we need to comment yet, or should we wait until he quits? We're setting the over/under at August 1. Takers?

--Random thought on an awful, drawn out event last night. The Home Run Derby. More than three hours, topped off with an excruciatingly uncomfortable post-derby trophy presentation hosted by Pedro Gomez. If you thought his stalking of Barry Bonds was uncomfortable, hopefully for your sake you missed his performance last night.

Anyway, the derby kicks off the worst three-night run in sports each year. The next two nights are the MLB All-Star game in the worst MLB stadium (Chase Field in Phoenix...OK at least the most boring) followed by the contrived, worthless, overblown, and completely fake ESPYs the next night. Unless they present Queen James with the Choker of the Year hardware, this event should be eradicated. We'll stick to "House Hunters International" for now...it's easier watching dorks with too much money look for a badly decorated, middle-of-nowhere house in Nicaragua than these made-for-television-and-greed 'sporting events.'

--News flash: Usually when someone is charged with DUI, they have failed a field sobriety test.

--Lastly, we will bless you with some more EDGY blogging from the stiffs at huskguys.com. Hilarious stuff. Further proof that any fool with a dick can make a sports blog, but that it takes a real staff of old-school sports fans and talented writers like PYB has to make it something worth reading...

We're gone for now...have a great day...PYB

46 comments:

  1. wow you guys are really not funny. sure hope you keep your day jobs, you have no future in writing.

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  2. This reads like a coat hanger abortion. Do better.

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  3. you are most certainly a "lil' general." A little general for a little following. Or no following? And speaking of following, I have never read a blog that is so fucking difficult to determine what the point of it is?? I don't want to know what you do with your other time, not in the least, but I can sure as hell guarantee this blog is the biggest waste of time you've ever invested any effort into.

    And then you pick on the Husk Guys?? Deal with it "Past Yo' Bedtime": they own you. Own you. Based on this childish writing and bashing, I think it's past yo bedtime.

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  4. hahaha this blog is pathetic. Husk Guys are right, this is a nerdfest

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  5. What team do you like? Or are you just a hater?

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  6. this might be the worst blog ever written. how old are you guys? 12?

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  7. Only Past My Bed Time Cause I'm Jerking It To HuskGuysJuly 12, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    Okay okay. So you have had ZERO comments on any single post until this one because you called out HuskGuys.

    HuskGuys dominate this joke. How many championship softball teams do you have? How many MMA title holders to you sponsor? How many super babes do you have knocking on your door at all hours of the night trying to get their photos posted on HuskGuys for recognition?

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  8. You sit when you peeJuly 12, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    You sit down when you pee and you BOW DOWN to the Husk Guys.

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  9. I bet you wear a full uniform to play rec league softball.

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  10. someone please post something original...

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  11. Time for bed Lil Johnny! Stop wasting all of your time on this internet thing. You have no future in that and you know it. Stupid boy.

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  12. Post something original? All you do is put links on your blog to other blogs with (terrible) one liners. Now that's original!

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  13. still waiting....i'm going to nail this hot chick at my house and will check back in about 2 hours when i'm done to see if anyone has stepped up.

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  14. You're getting ownedJuly 12, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    ^way to post as "anonymous" bro..... no way of knowing who the one person to defend this site wuold be..

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  15. PYB is the best blog on the world wide web....The writers pull hot poontang.

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  16. 3 years of writing and 50 followers on Twitter? Now that's just embarrassing. What's it like writing a blog that no one reads?

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  17. you watch home makeover shows instead of sports? good to know. homo.

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  18. Waste of Internet SpaceJuly 12, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    i wish i could get the 10 minutes of my life back that I just wasted trying to read this shit.

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  19. So let me get this straight: in three years you somehow have no readers, barely any Twitter followers, you aren't making money, and you aren't a good writer.... why do you do it?

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  20. Look, I'm sorry that you weren't able to get in to Lincoln. We only accepted 30,000 students, and you just weren't in that top 30,000. But bashing on Nebraska is no way to respond! Please call me so we can talk.

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  21. it looks like your list of followers on the right is blank...

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  22. You hate Nebraska, but you post links to several Nebraska sites in your "Hot Links" section. Who are you?

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  23. This post literally had nothing worth reading in it. Literally nothing.

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  24. Casey Anthony's LawyerJuly 12, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    Not even I can defend this blog..

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  25. UNL's enrollment is 21,000. Not 30k. It is less than half the size than other Big 10 schools, because there are too many hicks in the state that can't get into college and the smart people leave because there are no jobs.

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  26. What's worse: Casey Anthony getting away with killing a child or the fact that this blog exists on Earth?

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  27. When did Warren Buffet become illiterate? "It is less than half the size THAN OTHER?!?!?" (If you are going to pretend to be someone, at least proofread)

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  28. she was proven innocent by a jury. so she didn't do anything wrong.

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  29. i was busy getting head from a hot chick that is NOT my wife. holla!

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  30. Texas rules Nebraska. Tech, A&M, Texas....just three of the reasons that NU ran to the Big 10.

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  31. It's a known fact that Warren Buffet lives with a mistress and not with his wife. Pick up a newspaper one time in your life.

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  32. hahaha this blog fucking blows

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  33. Husk Guys own this piece of shit blog.

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  34. who picks up a newspaper? it's obviously PastYoBedtime.

    Husk Guys is a really cool name. too bad your team sucks and can't score and chokes in every big game.

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  35. my favorite teams are: SF Giants, Bruins, Auburn in football, UConn in basketball and the Mavericks in the NBA.

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  36. I'm a douche bag.

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  37. PYB's writers bang more chicks than I do....

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  38. This is why we kill ourselves

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  39. This blog is like a special education student.. only without the potential.

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  40. Just read your last 4 columns. This blog is like a car crash in slow motion. I know it's going to end poorly but I just can't take my eyes away from the idiot writers and their embarrassment of themselves

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  41. Could the author of this blog please state your age? I pray to god that you are younger than 16 or we've got some issues

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  42. 42 comments from the Huskguys! I guess Ogre was right...nerds do travel in herds.

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  43. You Owe the Husk GuysJuly 13, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    You have received more comments and more traffic in the last 24 hours than your previous three years combined. You should write a thank you note to the Husk Guys, I'm sure they'd appreciate it.

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  44. i saw the two female followers on the huskguy site. god are they ugly.

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  45. HuskGuy Female FollowersJuly 13, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    I highly doubt you saw us cause we stay in the kitchen where we belong

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