Thursday, July 28, 2011
Another Cop Out for Tiger Woods
Every sports site is currently BREAKING the news that ET Woods plans to make his return next week at the WGC Bridgestone Invitational at Firestone. We'll take three guesses as to why he picked this tourney:
1. Close to his Florida home? NO.
2. Limited field gives him a better chance of winning? Well, MAYBE....but not even ETW is that delusional...right?
3. There is NO CUT made in this event, so he won't have to take the public humiliation when he shoots a trunk-slamming 72-75 -- MC next week? YES.
Once a coward, always a coward....