Thursday, September 10, 2009

Sports Guy Nails It.....

I couldn't have said it better myself......courtesy of the great Bill Simmons.

Prediction VI: Blackouts of home games will become the signature media story of the 2009 season. You'll hear way too much about it. Here's my take: This isn't about the economy. It's about the fact that it's more fun to stay home and watch football than it is to sit in crappy seats to watch any team ranging from "lousy" to "mediocre." It just is. For many fan bases, here are the two choices every Sunday:

Door No. 1 (more expensive): Traffic, parking, long walk to stadium, lousy seats, lifeless state-of-the-art arena, TV timeouts, dead crowds, drunk/bitter fans, more TV timeouts, hiked-up concession prices, PDAs with jammed signals as you're searching for scores, even more TV timeouts, long walk to car, even more traffic.

Door No. 2 (less expensive): Sofa, NFL package, HD, fantasy scores online, remote control toggling, gambling, access to scores, seven straight hours of football, cell phone calls, beer and food in fridge, no traffic.

I can see going through Door No. 1 once a year just to remind yourself that going to an NFL game sucks. But eight times a year? Unless you had good seats, or unless this was your only excuse to get out of your house and get plastered, why would you? It's a blue-collar sport with white-collar ticket prices. This blackout trend would have happened whether the economy was suffering or not.

4 comments:

  1. I go to one Cards game a year and can't agree more...hate missing all the other games too..

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  2. Who is better Teabag or Big Ben???

    Teabag can throw the jump pass on the 2yd line...

    Big Ben can pump fake better than anybody...

    Teabag throws a knuckleball...

    Big Ben throws a knuckle-curve...

    Big Ben talks like he's from the hood...

    Teabag can actually pull broads...without roofies or committing a felony...

    Both won rigged championships...

    Big Ben wears real eye-black...Teabag wears the gay stickers with Gators on them...

    Big Ben is 2" taller...

    Teabag is superman...

    Big Ben thought he signed to play @ Miami...not Miami of Ohio...

    Close call...final verdict is Big Ben is the 'Best ever NFL QB' & Tebag is the 'Best ever college QB'...

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  3. One is God, the other is Jesus. Doesn't suck to be either.....

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