Friday, October 22, 2010

Kickoff Time


--Let's start the weekend by thanking Shawn Watson for assigning a lot of blame for the Texas loss to his freshman QB. Sure, it may be true, but who does this publicly? If you do do it, take some accountability for your many faults: lack of performance in big games, continued failure to get your players in position to be successful, failure to carve out an offensive identity against good teams, being slow to adjust the gameplan when Plan A is not working and obviously not going to work, etc.

--So much for NU's depth at tight end this weekend......whatever will the team do? Not throw to them?

--Now to a happier topic. PYB likes the below this weekend:

Penn St. -9.5 at Minnesota: Sure they both suck but betting against Cosgrove is fun.

OU -3.5 at Mizzou: Show Me you're not a pretender, Tigers. Won't happen

NU -5.5 at Okie St.: NU will get back on track against bad OSU defense (big)

Tennessee +17 vs. 'Bama: Can Alabama score 17 points in one game?

Texas Tech -2.5 at Colorado: Couldn't beat Baylor, won't beat the Raiders

And just for the fuck of it: Take Navy money line over Notre Dame to see if the Midshipmen can make it three straight over the Irish.

And finally, the gayest thing PYB has ever seen in college football, especially considering this travesty was instituted by the nation's top-ranked team. We had to suffer through this on ESPN last night. We love the uniforms, hate the flash cards. Is this a child's memory game or Division I football? We'd expect as much out of Kansas State or Eastern Washington. But the Quacks? Please. Stop. If you have to do it, at least go with some porn shots of a whore getting railed and the word "COCK" emblazoned on one quadrant. Or Nike. Or Sellout. Or Pretender.

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