Random thoughts on the farce that is the Top 25:
1. Boise State #5....Ha ha ha ha ha.
2. Virginia Tech #6--Nothing against the Hokies, but how can you be in the top 6 by getting blasted in your first game by Alabama, then BARELY beating the #23 team at home on a hail mary?
3. USC #7--WTF? They lost to an UNRATED Washington team and are magically #7 again? Oh yeah, they looked like shit against Ohio State too. That's because they're not that good.
4. Ohio State #9--Moral of the story here: beat any Armed Forces team at home, blow a game vs. the only good team on your schedule, and then DESTROY all your fellow shitty Big 10 brethren at home by 20 points and you will keep ticking up the rankings...PURE domination.
5. Cincinnati #10--Boy, Bob Huggins really has Nick van Exel and company playing well. Possible Final Four material.
6. TCU #11--Ha ha ha. A few less Has than Boise, because at least they beat Clemson on the road. After watching them three times since January, Clemson has to be the most athletic defensive team that can't stop people because of how poor their fundamentals are.
7. Houston #12--Thanks to Mike Leach and Mike Gundy...otherwise the Cougars would be 2-2.
8. Iowa #13--Ha ha ha ha ha!! Are these the I-AA ratings? Because they barely held off the juggernaut from Northern Iowa in week 1. However, they beat a WORTHLESS Penn State team who had played nobody prior to Saturday and go from unrated to top 15? Please.
9. Penn State #15--Plays nobody then finally plays a mediocre team at home and gets thoroughly dominated? Scored 3 points after the game's first play. Blame it on the rain....yeah yeah.
10. Oregon #16--String together wins over shitty opponents after losing to a mediocre one and you're good to go....
11. Michigan #22--Should have lost to one of the nation's worst teams at home and moves up. Sounds good....it is the rugged Big 10, after all. They were just lucky to survive this death match.
12. Nebraska #23--Three wins over weak teams, but only loss is to #6 team on the road by one point but is somehow ranked behind five teams who have one loss to teams who are rated below VT (or not at all, ie BYU getting bottle blasted by FSU).
Very good commentary. Apparently the media is SOOOooooo Very in love with all the OLD TIMERS...ie...Joe.."Snoozy" Pa...and Bobby..."scratch my head again a week after smashin the Mo-Mo's IN PROVO...then gettin' punked at home a week later by S. Fla" Bowden
ReplyDeleteThe reason for the Fla St fall-apart debacle..is that his "athletes" aren't really the sharpest tools in the shed...so its quite apparent that most of them have A.D.D. and cannot FOCUS week to week without stealin a stereo/phone card/shoes..etc.... Oh...and lets not forget the absolute LOVE for CAL a week ago...o yeah...They got ROCKED in the little pond in the great NW!! USC can do no wrong...EXCEPT for the spotter...oops..sorry Stafon...and my favorite B.S. LOVE....the Enormous Love for Jabba and his pathetic squad of 4 leaf clovers fags...who barely get by an anemic Purdue squad in the final minute!!? Whatever...the SKERS keep piling up wins....building the big MO for the future...it may not happen this year...but come next...or definetely the year after...BAM...we WILL BE BACK in the thick of the race whether we get any EXPO or not!!!
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Is Shatel holding a dildo in his hand? Is that other dude checking his prostate?? MOOOOOON RIIIVER! You using the whole fist doc?
ReplyDeletetony barnhart...biggest douche ever...
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