SWIM MOVE...from the fairway???

Player of the year, Comeback Player of the year...why doesn't the media just get it over and go full blown batshit crazy and hype him for Rookie of the year, too. They could spin it somehow...in fact, I'm suprised that they aren't demanding that Kenny Perry give back the Payne Stewart award so it can be bestowed upon dear Eldrick.

But wait...why stop there...maybe he should win European Player of the year for entering in The British Open. He should win an Emmy because he's so funny in his interviews, with his sharp, clever sayings and his hilarious nicknames he has for everybody! He's a shoe-in for the Nobel prize for that tremendous tax shelter be built for himself, er I mean all that he's done for golf. He should be named Mr. Universe cuz he's so ripped, the Pulitzer for his keen insight in his gripping Golf Digest articles, and if the Colts win the Super Bowl, he should win the MVP for being on the sidelines and cheering Peyton on last Sunday. Didn't he already win the Butkus Award for his technically perfect tackle in that commercial a few years back???

This just in...

Tiger is now the #1 golf instructor in the world for the selfless yet arduous work he's put in turning Sean O'hair into the best putter ever! According to Eldrick's minions, aka the media, this is unprecedented...no other golfer has EVER given a tip to another player/competitor...(even though this author has seen it happen all day on the range and putting green at the Phoenix Open every year!). Yeah, that's right...I refuse to call it the FBR...

By the way...Eldrick will be getting Canonized in the Vatican later this year...after being knighted by Her Majesty...