Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Big 10 Award Addendum


PYB regrettably forgot one Big 10 Award that should be added....The Krenzel: This goes to the conference player that is completely devoid of any athletic ability, who is exalted to Joe Montana proportions because his team gets lucky wins and he has a good GPA. When trying to explain his team's inability to score more than 13 points, the announcers cue directly to how tough his major is and how he had to study four hours for a test last week. A BIOLOGY test--Which is nothing more than memorization and can be done by any 18-year-old with half a brain.

This award is in honor of former Buckeye and NFL washout, Craig Krenzel, who majored in molecular genetics and used his massive intelligence to work as a radio announcer. His Wikipedia entry describes his mediocre talents more glowingly, saying "He was known for his clutch play, smart decision making, and accuracy."

Hello, poor man's Zac Lee.

1 comment:

  1. I can't understand why all the Buckeye hatred. I mean just cause they are Co-Champions or Champions for the last 6 years in the conference.

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