I'll Get You My Pretty.....

Thanks to our loyal reader GD for this photo, which proves that Brent Musburger was either:

--Wearing a mask for the upcoming release of Point Break 2
--Dusting off his Wicked Witch of the East costume for Halloween
--Dressing up for the premier of The Town last week

Just to mix it up, let's do a little weekend gambling preview...now that the first two weeks are over and the easy winners are gone. Also, we would be remiss if we didn't thank Lane Fucking Kiffin screwing thousands of bettors out of big cash by going for two, TWICE, FOR NO REASON, against Minnesota in the second half last week. The Trojans must really suck if they can only muster 400 yard against Coz's Gopher defense. Hell, South Dakota put up 444 yards.

Miami -3.5 over Pitt: We like the Hurricanes to outclass the Panthers in speed and skill. If you don't bet, bank on a 45-3 UM win. If you do bet it, the 'Canes will sprint to a 21-0 lead before hanging on for a 24-21 win.

Kansas State -5.5 over UCF: Sure the Mildcats are lame. But Bitter Bill knows how to ride a stud RB and will get it done. Too bad it won't be enough two weeks later against Nebraska.

Oklahoma at Cincinnati. OU -17. Who knows. Will the good OU or bad OU show up and will Cincy be able to stave off its third loss this early in the season? Season unders!

Oregon -10.5 at Arizona St.: PYB says the Sun Devils put a lot of heart into their one-point loss to Wisconsin in Madison. If the Ducks get rolling early, this could be a bottle blasting. Oregon's still not that good though.

South Dakota State at Nebraska: Anyone got a line yet? Not sure who is more annoying this week: dork Husker fans who think NU has wrapped up its sixth national title or haters from OU and Texas who don't realize their teams are on the decline and are clinging to their last few years' dominance over NU. Well, until the Sooners had to face NU with their shitty new QB of the future and Texas will do the same in three weeks.

Other games of note:

VaTech at BC: Are the Hokies that bad or will they clip the Eagles' wings?

Fresno State at Ole Miss: Are the Rebels that bad or will they be able to de-fang the Bulldogs?

Bama -7 at Arkansas: Great defense, great coach vs. overrated team with slow 6'8" QB. Hammer the Tide and get rich.

Stanford -3.5 at ND: Will the Cardinal blast ND like they should or play down to ND's mediocre level like most other teams?

Cal at Arizona -6.5: Will the Mildcats be able to bring the energy again this week after their near come-from-ahead loss last week? But they must be legit, they beat IOWA!!!!

UCLA at Texas: Has their ever been a less enticing matchup of big-named teams? Unwatchable.

Surely Utah Jazz management would love watching this video...

Apparently Woody Paige's constant barbs at the state of Nebraska over the last 15 years+ were all a cover up for his shitty fucking life. So a few mountains and a ski pass don't make your life a bowl of cherries? Fuck you Woody. Nobody cares about you, you got enough limelight with your shitty ESPN show. Nobody needs you stealing it now as the Denver Broncos have lost another player to a tragic death.