Leave it to the Devil (ESPN) to ruin Thursday and Friday's US Open golf coverage, by saddling viewers with that slobbering buffoon Chris Berman. Berman, who continues to nickname-drop like it's 1985 and his act is still fresh. Berman, who roars over some of the finest golf analysts around, to make sure he gets in his jokes and double entendres. Berman, who is unbearable to watch these days, even when covering his forte, NFL football. Go away Chris, it's PYB by 20 years.
Even worse, NBC got on the bandwagon of ruining coverage Saturday, by continuously showering viewers with highlights of Tiger Woods' 66--which has him a mere FIVE shots off the lead. All the while, we were missing live shots of the leaders Dustin Johnson and Graeme McDowell. While we were graced with at least three recaps of Tiger's "charge", Johnson's 66 (which is more impressive considering he was playing at the top) was barely mentioned.
And worst of all, how can all these fans be rooting for Woods? The same guy who banged a million whores behind his wife's back? Who still treats everyone like they are his peasants? Who is a bad person? Who reportedly has multiple unclaimed bastards running around? It is sickening to watch, and it makes one wonder: are their lives seriously that bad that they look up to a person like Woods?
So PYB offers a big fuck off to ESPN, NBC and Woods fans on this glorious Father's Day 2010! Hefty please save the day (by the way he had a bad day yesterday and didn't blame the greens)!
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