Just a sad pictorial here....once a Nebraska high school basketball star, now relegated to hanging on to the dream of being a STUD PRO softball player! Not only was he stuck in high school, playing in Lincoln, Nebraska's top league....he also came out to beat up on the poor stiffs in the D Leagues. PYB got to witness him hit three HRs right-handed, only to hit one left-handed to make the score 45-3 or whatever the hell it was. OK, that was 13 years ago and he is a FUCKING loser!! Let's go down the list as to why, and these are just the ones proven by the included pictures:
Picture 1 (Bottom)
1. Caesar haircut. Not fresh since Steve Carmer rolled it in 1989.
2. Holding a bat. Not since age 17 have most males held their bat with such pride.
3. Wearing a softball jersey.
4. Wearing a sleeveless softball jersey.
5. Wearing jeans with a softball jersey.
6. Wearing designer jeans w/ softball jersey. In Lincoln, where nobody gives a shit.
7. Spends significant minutes in a tanning bed.
8. He's posing for these pictures in the first place.
9. Posing with girlfriend.
10. Posing with girlfriend who is the Queen of Lincoln, but a '5' in any major city.
11. Posing with a girl wearing a softball jersey. Sleeveless. With jeans.
12. She also has designer jeans...and a bat....
Picture 2 (Middle)
13. Look, Mom! I can switch hit just like Mickey Fucking Mantle!!
14. Feels the need to flex the pipes so we all know how fucking ripped he is.
15. He feels sorry for us pussies who don't spend 20 hours a week in the gym.
16. Lets his girl pose for a close-up: Judging by the lack of tone in her arms, she's not allowed to do P-90X with you?
Picture 3 (Top)
17. Sheds the sleeveless jersey to cruise the beach and show us again how ripped he really is
18. Posts tropical vacation pictures to show how awesome his life is compared to yours
19. Doesn't realize anyone outside Lincoln doesn't need to brag about beach trips.
20. Still showing off the 5-on-a-scale-of-10 girlfriend.
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21. Lists interests as sand volleyball, softball, and working out. FUCK YEAH!
22. Favorite movies/shows are of the mentally challenging variety: Remember the Titans & Varsity Blues, Friends and AFV among them!
23. More pictures! Have fun.
24. He is a machine. A cyborg. Pro photog by day, pro softball player by night.
What an asshole you are! Sounds like pure jealousy that you would even feel the need to write anything. Two words describe you ..Douche Bag
ReplyDeleteI'm not the one posing like a fag. But if I covet fake tans, bad haircuts and average women, then call me guilty!
ReplyDeleteAttention whores who post gay pictures are bound to get torched....
I rocked the Ceasar in 1993...and it was gay then.
ReplyDeleteOMG....That gay guy and has chubby "GF" are soooo cute together. I wonder if they bowl and play darts together as well. WTF, get a life DOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.
ReplyDeleteI COULD CARE LESS WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME, BUT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT MY WIFE WE HAVE A BIG ASS PROBLEM. DON' T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY WIFE OR MY FAMILY. THE PROBLEM IS YOU HAVE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE TO MAKE YOUR LOSER ASS FEEL BETTER CUZ YOU HAVE NO LIFE.
ReplyDeleteROAR!!! ALL CAPS! Meathead = Mad. Don't be mad at all of us because you dressed your 'wife' up like she was hot but is a generous 5. If you don't want the attention don't post 'look at me' pics for everyone to see. Adios, Caesar!
ReplyDeleteHey fuck face....the saying is "couldn't care less."
ReplyDeleteYour wife isn't hot enough to star in an amateur bukkake video. You're like Jose Canseco with Downs Syndrome. Later gay boy!
ReplyDeleteWow, you all must be Gods gift to earth if you have the right to judge other people so poorly that you don't even know. Grow up and be respectful. Not sure what these people ever did to you to obviously make you extremely jealous that you felt the need to waste your time creating such a horrible site. Move on and try to fill the world with lies and rude judgements about someone you actually know. Or wait if you actually took the time to get to know people maybe you would rethink saying such bullshit in the first place. It must make you feel pretty manly to hide behind a fictitious website to talk crap about people.
ReplyDeletefictitious web site? i'm pretty sure that if it's on the web it exists and is real.
ReplyDeletewhy are you so angry? i would consider nailing that chick if she was just a lil' bit hotter....you should be flattered.
finally, can i borrow your shell necklace? I have an Early 90s party next week and am looking for some accessories for my costume.
Hey Lil General - if you have such dislike for Ryan why keep your name secret. I'd love to scour the internet to find some not so flattering pictures/posts of you.
ReplyDeleteIs this really hatred or possibly jealousy? To the casual observer it appears you have a bit of a man crush.
You've spent a great deal of time creating this post and defending it. I usual ignore people I dislike but that's just me.
Lil G - the jerk store just called....you know the rest.
ReplyDeleteIf I post faggy pictures with my mediocre-looking wife, I'll email them directly to you and then I'm fair game. Until then, I'll just settle for making fun of your meathead friend. Gotta run, I have a tanning appt. in 15 minutes.
ReplyDeleteeveryone is jealous of pro softball players.
ReplyDeleteI think I figured out why you're so upset - you couldn't make it out of the D leagues. Spend a little less time worrying about Ryan and a little more on your blogs - Steve Sipple has nothing to worry about. You're one illiterate moron!!
ReplyDeleteOh and btw - Rome called, he wants his blogs back. I actually spent some time and read your posts. Pretty original stuff - NOT!!!
ReplyDeleteFor the record - Steve Sipple is a horrible columnist.
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading. I am a much better writer than Steve Sipple, but it's no wonder you read his columns since he writes at a 10th-grade level.
ReplyDeleteI am jealous of that meathead's shell necklace.
ReplyDeleteI am jealous of his jeans.
ReplyDeleteI am jealous of his photos.
ReplyDeleteCome on Rome! 10th grade level? You can do better than that.
ReplyDeleteEaston...LOL!! Could't afford a DiMarini?
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