-Easy on the ego, Jack. The next person we talk to that enjoys playing your courses will be the first...

-It was great to watch the end of this Wimbledon classic yesterday, as John Isner beat Nicolas Mahut 70-68 in the fifth set. Even better was watching the French pussy sulk in his chair afterward.

-What a terrible NBA draft. Not one senior in the lottery portion of the first round. So watered down, this year with no European injection of talent. Cole Aldrich (aka Poor Man' Ostertag), picked 11th, can barely run and was shut down twice by Big-12-cellar-dweller Nebraska--being outplayed by their freshman center Brian Diaz. Have averaged 11 points and 10 rebound on the season. Xavier Henry went 12th--after racking up a whopping 13 ppg in his only college season. But NBA analysts praised his passing ability, too. After all, he did have 53 assists....for the season....to average 1.5 apg.

Top pick John Wall, completely underwhelming statistics for a Number One. 16.6 ppg and 6.5 apg. And we all saw what his team did when they finally played a good team. West Virginia dominated the Wildcats 73-66. Talented yes, guaranteed NBA stud...not even close.