Notable happenings from Augusta:
1. Lee Westwood running, or should we say waddling, from out of the trees as he tried to watch his second shot on the 7th hole. Amazing, yet undescribable.
2. The supposed kinder, more genteel Tiger Woods losing control of his emotions on the sixth hole with a nerdy "Tiger Woods.....you suck....god damnit." The only cool part of his game, pre- and post-slut banging was his cussing.
3. Ian Poulter spraying the ball all over the course, yet somehow hanging in through seven holes. The end is near for him, though, as it always is during majors.
4. Why does Phil Mickelson have the worst clothes on tour. Pants too short and never hang correctly. Shirts too tight on his rack. Sleeves too short, like something one would see at the mall on a 13-year-old girl. Friday's shirt with the white piping was the worst ever.
5. Contenders for worst accessory: Tiger's "Pollen-blocking, I'm a coward" sunglasses, Ricky Barnes' queer hat, Anthony Kim's "I'm trying too hard" belt buckle, or Trevor Immelman's neck hair...
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