Hello Friends,
1. Nice to see Tiger Woods faking his way around the course, smiling at the crowd, acting modest and appreciative until the news of his Bonefest blows over. Even more appalling are the saps in the crowd that are cheering for him. All this as the story of him boning a 21-year-old neighbor (who he met when she was 14...hello statutory rape) in his office came out the day before.
2. Annoying to hear the announcers rail on and on about Fred Couples' shoes....while anyone who follows golf saw them two to three weeks ago. If he's in weekend contention, this could get very old.
3. Nice 80 for Jim Furyk.
4. PYB loved the banners that graced the skies above August National. At least someone had balls enough to go above the heads (literally) of the Gestapo that's running the show. Fuck off Tiger. Be a man and play a tournament with a real gallery, not a bunch of pussy 'patrons.'
5. Nice leaderboard that includes Couples, Tom Watson, Lee Westwood, Phil Mickelson, Yang, Choi, Anthony Kim, et al. Here's to hoping Woods fades, so we can enjoy a golf tournament this week and not a circle jerk. ESPN is already ruining it by reporting every one of Woods' shots and keeping up the Tiger scoreboard the entire broadcast.
6. David Duval is fatter than shit. Fatter than his portly, top-ranked days. Almost child molester fat. Only thing missing are about 15 pounds and a short-sleeve button-up dress shirt with matching overly short tie. Disturbing nonetheless.
7. The Nike commercial with a fake Earl Woods voice advising his son was a complete embarrassment. Actually shameful. Bringing a guy 'back from the dead' because his prick son can't stop banging whores....couldn't they have gotten a voiceover from fellow fake Tiki Barber instead? More on Tiki...
8. Finally, something for the aforementioned fakes to strive for...Click...
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