We've heard it all by now: Two porn stars, no condoms, big crank, stamina, Perkins waitresses, cocktail lounge skanks, a total of 14 sluts....and now the cake taker--the 'family values' interview that came 10 days before the outing of Tiger Woods as a complete fucking fraud. A big deal to everyone but Nike's Phil Knight, who said this will just a blip in a few years. Hey Phil, tell me how Tiger's dick tastes. (Credit for the witty lyric: Shaquille O'Neal)
PYB has just one question: why are all the gory details above printed mostly in foreign media? Random websites from the UK, India and Germany. Has anyone seen a blow-by-blow recap of all the philandering in one spot? Hell, we get this when president Obama shoots a few hoops outside the White House. But not once for the biggest story in several years? The New York Daily News is the only publication we've seen willing to tackle any of the salacious details.
We are screaming conspiracy. It's all about the money. ESPN won't say shit. Nike won't drop him. No mainstream internet site has recapped his 14 transgressions in a clear, concise manner. Keep riding your golden goose, I guess. Just tell me you will jump off the bandwagon when it comes out that he gave Elin herpes after 'going veins' on whore after whore after whore.....
But perhaps the match is fitting. Cowardly companies too afraid to drop their cowardly spokesman, who is too afraid to show his face, do a real interview (not on his own website) or show up to play golf for the next few months. To quote the great Lenny Brisco (sort of): "Tiger you got the gravy, time to take the grief...."
More detail on the "GAG ORDER" here...
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