Friday Forecast

1. PYB is enjoying all the "Trade Terrell Owens or Not?" hype on ESPN. The only thing they're forgetting: he sucks. He is averaging 40 yards per game this year. His last 100-catch season was in 2002. He drops a lot of balls and lacks the speed to take it to the end zone consistently.

If he was a shut-your-mouth-and-work-and-be-a-professional guy, he'd be worth a flyer. As the game's biggest diva, not worth a dime. Every team he has run through has gone into a tailspin...San Francisco, Philly, Dallas, and now Buffalo. I guess VH-1 will be your meal ticket from now on, TO.

2. Big danger game in Lincoln tomorrow: Cornhusker fans feeling smug about their momentous win over Mizzou. Despite two losses, Texas Tech is very dangerous. The things that still leads to PYB predicting an NU victory: past success versus TT, Bo Pelini's defense controlling every game so far in 2009, the fact that NU's lame offense should have some holes to work with in the Red Raider defense. The 10-point line, however, is a joke.

3. ESPN Sportscenter anchor Sage Steele decrying the fact that she gets 'angrier every time she sees it' as Donny Avery dances after scoring a TD down 31 points for the STL Rams. Sure, it's weak, but stick to calling the highlights....we don't care what you think.....you're just lucky affirmative action has you on The Network in the first place. Know your place.

4. Could Cincinnati be the real deal? They lose their QB early in the third quarter last nite and then go on to pull away from USF and win 34-17. Rumor has Tony Pike out next week for certain, so we shall see....They're no Boise State, I'm sure...they will have to run a Statue of Liberty play so they can get five years of credibility from the media for doing it.

5. I'm sure this little girl's future is bright:

http://www.omaha.com/article/20091016/NEWS01/910169991

6. Great quote from Tom Shatel's OWH article on the RIDICULOUS thought of Ndamukong Suh's Hypesman chances:

Dave Sittler, Tulsa World: “If Suh continues to play anywhere near the remarkable performance he put on against Mizzou and Nebraska wins the Big 12 championship, I'd seriously consider him as my top Heisman candidate. That was one of the most dominating performances I've witnessed in more than 40 years doing this gig.
“I was also impressed by his leadership on and off the field. The cameras showed him on the sideline reassuring (Zac) Lee when the Cornhusker quarterback struggled most of the game. Tim Tebow does that, and the media falls head-over-laptops in love with the guy. A defensive lineman does it, and many media members yawn while checking to make sure they have the correct kickoff time for Saint Timmy's next game.''

7. Well it was nice Falcon Heene was found hiding in his attic, after the runaway balloon fiasco yesterday near Denver (by the way, could CNN run anything further into the ground? Getting in physicists to calculate the speed of launch of a helium dirigible is a bit extreme).

Sounds like he has a real solid family structure. His parents are storm chasers (biggest losers in the world) and his parents have been on Wife Swap.....twice. (The only bigger losers than storm chasers). And his name is Falcon. Living in Colorado, over/under on his first hit on the bong is age eight years, three months.

8. PYB flew in for the NU vs. TT game tomorrow. The Southwest flight to Omaha was OK, except that it was late as every Southwest flight is.....and I got to sit next to the reincarnation of Fletcher from the move Liar, Liar....you know....the 'GREAT GIFT DAD!!" HERE COMES THE CLAW!!!" guy... For the duration of the three-hour flight it was BLARING LOUD BABY TALK for the whole airplane to hear.

What are we going to see tomorrow? MAYBE SOME CORN?? MAYBE THE ZOO?!!!
What's in my bag???? SANDWICHES!!!! YAY!
Did you go potty??? GOOD GIRL!!! YAY!

FUCK YOU, SUPERDAD.

Indeed....