Tuesday, June 29, 2010


As we cite another article from the "Get a Life" department, enjoy the pictures from Rehab at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas. Not the creepy Rapelisberger-type on the left, but the skank with fake jugs and, in particular, the ass off to the bottom left.

Also, kudos to Steve Sipple for blessing us his latest effort which cover all his prerequisites: no depth, original thought or clarity. We've all read this same drivel 70 times by now on the huskerpedia.com links. He even admits as much at the end of the column! Fucking sad.

Enjoy the skankage....

On another note, Sweetness is no Zac Lee. Runs faster, throws better....Cool video here...

Apollo Racks Up Third Straight Win


Apollo’s Phoenix, sparked by the return of Barry Kelley, soundly beat FOC 60-48 last Wednesday at Escalante community center. But despite what appears to be an easy win, questions about focusing all 40 minutes of the game still remain.

Kelley gave Phoenix an added burst of energy that the team didn’t have the week prior, as his constant on-court talk, banter with the referees and coaching and cheering from the bench helped spur his teammates on. He didn’t even score his first bucket until near the end of the first half, but began snaring his eight rebounds early and often in the first half. He and teammate Doug Qualls owned the boards and established dominance in the lane.

With Dave Burrows and Rich Davis ratcheting up the defensive pressure at the guard position, Phoenix jumped out to a 13-5 lead at the 12:15 mark of the first half. Davis then started pouring in three pointers on his way to a game-high 19 points and pushed the lead to 22-10.

What may have been a morale concern with the return of Davis and Kelley, was quickly forgotten as the role players on the bench cheered heartily for the starting five. The starters reciprocated when they came out of the game, and cheered on the bench players who came in ready to contribute. This show of unity helped Phoenix roll to a 39-20 lead.

What became apparent was the fact that Phoenix will be driven by its defensive intensity. Given the opponents slow pace and referees’ whistles, playing a run-and-gun offense is a tough proposition. Transition points will come more from pressuring the opposing guards and stealing the ball than it will after missed buckets. Burrows, despite having four turnovers in the first half, had three steals. Davis had four, and Jimmy Kelly had two.

The second half left some concern for Phoenix, as the intensity level definitely fell through the floor given the big lead. Burrows’ floater and runner in the lane were both off, and the team’s two-for-eight showing from the free throw strip is alarming and concerning, as a close game later in the season will surely be decided from the charity line.

The Phoenix loss of focus allowed FOC to cut the lead to 47-37 with 9:16 to play, but the game was never seriously in question. Perhaps this league should institute the old CBA rule of Quarter Points, to keep the squad focused on its mission of playing a four-quarter basketball game.

However, what was lost in the big lead was probably gained in chemistry, as the bench players logged significant minutes in the second half. Brad, #9, was impressive in his effort and scored four points, grabbed three rebounds and made several energy plays that show up only on the Hustle Board at USAirways Arena.

If it weren’t for Davis’ four steals, he would have been eligible for the Allan Houston award, given each game to a player who lights up the scoring column and contributes nothing else. Qualls had six points, and nine rebounds. Burrows had a nice, balanced game, as he added 11 points and four rebounds and four assists to his steals. Kelley finished with 11 points and showed the ability to be the leader this squad needs. For his efforts, he comes away with the Spinato’s Pizzeria Player of the Game.

Most intriguing will be how the team gels as its leading scorer returns after a one-game hiatus. John, aka Trajan Langdon, scored 22 points in the last game, but questions remain as to whether this will be an effort he can produce weekly and if he can reproduce such scoring against a top-notch defender.

Phoenix looks to go 4-1 this Wednesday at 6:30 p.m. against TGA of the Valley (2-2).

Monday, June 28, 2010

Flyin' Ryan Elrod....Won't Give Up the Dream...




Just a sad pictorial here....once a Nebraska high school basketball star, now relegated to hanging on to the dream of being a STUD PRO softball player! Not only was he stuck in high school, playing in Lincoln, Nebraska's top league....he also came out to beat up on the poor stiffs in the D Leagues. PYB got to witness him hit three HRs right-handed, only to hit one left-handed to make the score 45-3 or whatever the hell it was. OK, that was 13 years ago and he is a FUCKING loser!! Let's go down the list as to why, and these are just the ones proven by the included pictures:

Picture 1 (Bottom)
1. Caesar haircut. Not fresh since Steve Carmer rolled it in 1989.
2. Holding a bat. Not since age 17 have most males held their bat with such pride.
3. Wearing a softball jersey.
4. Wearing a sleeveless softball jersey.
5. Wearing jeans with a softball jersey.
6. Wearing designer jeans w/ softball jersey. In Lincoln, where nobody gives a shit.
7. Spends significant minutes in a tanning bed.
8. He's posing for these pictures in the first place.
9. Posing with girlfriend.
10. Posing with girlfriend who is the Queen of Lincoln, but a '5' in any major city.
11. Posing with a girl wearing a softball jersey. Sleeveless. With jeans.
12. She also has designer jeans...and a bat....

Picture 2 (Middle)
13. Look, Mom! I can switch hit just like Mickey Fucking Mantle!!
14. Feels the need to flex the pipes so we all know how fucking ripped he is.
15. He feels sorry for us pussies who don't spend 20 hours a week in the gym.
16. Lets his girl pose for a close-up: Judging by the lack of tone in her arms, she's not allowed to do P-90X with you?

Picture 3 (Top)
17. Sheds the sleeveless jersey to cruise the beach and show us again how ripped he really is
18. Posts tropical vacation pictures to show how awesome his life is compared to yours
19. Doesn't realize anyone outside Lincoln doesn't need to brag about beach trips.
20. Still showing off the 5-on-a-scale-of-10 girlfriend.

Facebook Page
21. Lists interests as sand volleyball, softball, and working out. FUCK YEAH!
22. Favorite movies/shows are of the mentally challenging variety: Remember the Titans & Varsity Blues, Friends and AFV among them!
23. More pictures! Have fun.
24. He is a machine. A cyborg. Pro photog by day, pro softball player by night.

All Talk...


So much for the idea that Niles Paul is dedicated to being a leader and having a big senior season. The guy is full of shit. Never has a player who racked up 796 yards and a whopping FOUR receiving TDs received so much love from a fan base that couldn't recognize a good receiver if they saw it.

When he's not racking up those Heisman-esque numbers, he's busy racking up DUIs and now MIPS, then telling the public he finally understand what it takes to contribute at the D-I level. Then he's getting a 15-yard penalty for flexing after finally making a big play---against a shitty Arizona team nonetheless. PYB thinks that if you've singlehandedly lost your team two games earlier that season, you keep your Studio Gangster flexing to yourself. Stayed tuned for another underwhelming season in 2010. Bottom line: slow players with no moves don't excel in major college football. Especially ones that can't keep from getting busted for various booze-related offenses.

Gone are the days when NU's "studs" racked up titles. Now their overhyped, baby "playmaker" is brought to tears as he hoists the Holiday Bowl's trophy with Shamu on the top.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Tribute to the 80s


Thanks to 3:10 to Beatrice for this picture, even though it's a bit stalkerish to take this poor fuck's picture. And on that 80s inspired note, you can watch this Gleaming Spires video that's been running through our mind for some unknown reason this week...

And fuck it, one more for good measure...in honor of Donger's 42nd birthday..."We have bush..."

-Easy on the ego, Jack. The next person we talk to that enjoys playing your courses will be the first...

-It was great to watch the end of this Wimbledon classic yesterday, as John Isner beat Nicolas Mahut 70-68 in the fifth set. Even better was watching the French pussy sulk in his chair afterward.

-What a terrible NBA draft. Not one senior in the lottery portion of the first round. So watered down, this year with no European injection of talent. Cole Aldrich (aka Poor Man' Ostertag), picked 11th, can barely run and was shut down twice by Big-12-cellar-dweller Nebraska--being outplayed by their freshman center Brian Diaz. Have averaged 11 points and 10 rebound on the season. Xavier Henry went 12th--after racking up a whopping 13 ppg in his only college season. But NBA analysts praised his passing ability, too. After all, he did have 53 assists....for the season....to average 1.5 apg.

Top pick John Wall, completely underwhelming statistics for a Number One. 16.6 ppg and 6.5 apg. And we all saw what his team did when they finally played a good team. West Virginia dominated the Wildcats 73-66. Talented yes, guaranteed NBA stud...not even close.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

MVC....


Is this for real? Get a hobby, or find something worthwhile to write about. Either way, quit wasting our fucking time. Is this all it takes to get on huskerpedia.com now?

Click here if you don't have laundry to fold....

And 7000 words on this dead horse? NU vs. PSU 1994....

Glad NU now has nine QBs....hopefully they're ready to switch positions...

And finally, thanks for the fucking aneurysm.

Husker blogs suck cock. Get a life.