1. How does punching someone hard enough to fracture his orbital and jaw bones translate to misdemeanor assault? It's especially mystifying, since Alfonzo Dennard's mid-melee punch to one of LPD's Finest was considered a felony worthy of jail time. OK, we know hitting a cop holds more weight than punching a peacemaker during an after-hours bar brawl--but still.
2. The location of the brawl, according to Google maps, is within two blocks of late-night fatass favorite Lazarri's Pizza. Coincedence?
3. There's the requisite: had he hit anyone that hard during his four years as a Blackskirt, he may have been a decent defensive end...or tackle...or whatever he had oozed into by the end of his career. The team photo on the above omaha.com link is pathetically unaware. Present yourself as a fat, long-haired slob when playing for one of the nation's supposedly elite football teams.
4. What impact, if any, will this have on Meredith's future professional career? Surely, this won't go unnoticed by the Omaha Beef front office. That said, can a pork product play for the beef? Things to ponder at night...
All in all, it was a perfect way for him to end his tenure in Lincoln. Cam You Feel It? That's the feeling of "Da Process" at work...
---Then, of course, Superwoman fled Los Angeles and headed to Houston, where she can be a big fish in a pond that nobody talks about. Perfect fit. Average 20ppg, 10 rpg and 2 bpg in anonymity, while nobody across the country can see you play and realize how hollow the numbers are, thus maintaining paper tiger status as an elite player who deserves elite money....
A loyal PYB reader said it best, so we'll plagiarize him: "He is SOOOO annoying. Stupid for Houston--paying $22 mil for a dude who has no rings, got a coach fired, a shaky back/shoulder, shoots 50% from the free throw line, and pouts. Omer Asik had a solid year, which I didn't even realize. Basically similiar. Josh Smith would have been a better option."
--Finally, this is a picture of a guy who just doesn't get it. Not a capital crime. Just stupidity. The shelf life of a run-oriented QB in the NFL is short enough without self-inflicting wounds -- just ask Michael Vick and Vince Young. And...would you want to piss off the 49ers fan base? Judging by this video, the answer is no...but if you look real closely, you can see Joe Montana in the background at the outset...watch out, Gangsta Bitchz on the loose....
And this video begs the unrelated question of: Is there a bigger trash term than "Yeah Buddy..."? Every scum in the fucking universe uses this to exclaim delight. Delight that they're watching to fat trolls beat the shit out of each other, delight that they just scored some premium alcohol and some discount cigarettes, delight that it's Monday night and that they're off work from the night shift at the factory the next two evenings....
Fuck me...we'll use that to express dismay...
That's all we have for now...gotta run...duty calls....PYB
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