CFB O/U -- 2012 Edition -- It's Time to Go to Work!

An abbreviated effort from PYB this year, given the fact that Vegas got smart and threw out a ton of 7.5 and 8.5 lines, but an effort nonetheless:

Alabama -- 10.5 -- UNDER. Need two losses from following games. Hopefully, the Tide's shitty offense will make it happen. Bitchigan, at Arkansas, at Missouri, at LSU.

Florida State -- 10 -- UNDER. Free Shoes U was the easiest under bet in 2011 -- as the Noles pissed away their season early. Five loseable games. OVER-RATED to begin with. Cha-ching.

LSU -- 10.5 -- UNDER. No Marijuana Badger. Five loseable games. We like it.

Michigan -- 9 -- UNDER. Bama, at ND, at Purdue, at Nebraska, at Ohio State, Michigan State. There are at least three losses in that list. Push at the worst. Plus, the Tide's speed owns the Shoelace.

Texas -- 9 -- UNDER. The Horns are not good, but are receiving Top 15 ratings because they are Texas. Turns out the football team might be the only thing in Austin more overrated than Sixth Street. You will get three or more losses from the following: at Okie State, West Virginia, Oklahoma, at TT, TCU, at Kansas State.

USC -- 10.5 -- UNDER. How can a team coming off probation NOT win a fucking national title??? It's DENSITY! Just ask ESPN. They'll fucking tell you! In fact, they'll fucking tell you it's a two-team race between the Trojans, Ohio State, Michigan and Notre Dame. Fuck yeah. OK, well, USC's schedule is soft as hell, but we just think they'll lose a couple games.

VaTech -- 9.5 -- UNDER. Don't know much about this team, other than it brings its lunch pail to the game every week. Six loseable games. Don't be a chicken.

Wisconsin -- 9 -- UNDER. Only four loseable games on the slate, but we took the Badgers to win their division because Ohio State and Tickle Island aren't eligible. Count on them losing four games, as their QB-du-jour turns out to be as mobile as former Sun Devil statue Andrew Walter.

All for now...PYB is off early this morning to drive to its 20th HS reunion.....see ya!