PYB offers its limited pictorial from this past weekend's Phoenix Open, thanks to the gestapo security detail, the new tee box that is 15 feet farther from the ropes and the prick caddies that insisted on standing between the players and the gallery on the 11th tee.
Still, we thought you might enjoy Hefty's back fat and Rickie Fowler's Strawberry Shortcake-like bonnet, Green Edition. Those who look closely can even see Bubba Twatson, King of the Chicken Strut, in the background.
Sadly, with attendance at a paltry 131,000 Saturday the talent of the snatch was amazingly lower than in past years....hence the lack of pictures. Apparently, the attendance of fake racks increases exponentially as the weather breaks the 70-degree mark and at least half of the 40,000 fans missing from prior years were hot bitches.
First-time attendees were surely cheated, though they didn't know it. They were instead treated to sluts and skanks trying to pull off the outfits that only girls who are in shape should attempt. But judging by the mass alcohol consumption that was still present, they probably got some drunk guy to give them the dick by last call.
Oh well, there's always next year.
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