--The Cotton family continues to add solid values and contributions to the Cornhusker football program. Barney started it all with his two stints of horrible coaching at NU. Then Ben chipped in with his myriad of alcohol-related offenses. And now Jake does his best LP impression by bitch-slapping his bitch. Impressive.
PYB says excusing these kinds of offenses should be reserved for four-stars or above, not charity scholarship stiffs. And how the hell are all these stories about the sons' missteps swept under the rug, after just one tiny police blotter article?
--Thank god the Omaha World Herald gave us some Peso coverage today. We thought we hadn't heard enough about it. However, we do propose a name change to the "Our White Homegrown LBs Sucked" defense. Also, in the same OWH article, they talked about how awesome NU's walk-on program is.....never get enough of that one.....twice a week for 30 years running....just great.
--And final message to the OWH---when the Lincoln Journal Star is kicking your ass on daily NU football coverage, it's time to step your game up! Enunwa to play as a freshman (remember Antonio Bell & Menelik Holt? Neither do we.), Anthony West still trying to pick up safety (remember that he sucks and won't be good anywhere), and then more walk-on coverage!!
--Maybe we could get some stats that would really spice things up: Husker who has banged the most chicks the last year? Biggest crank in the locker room? Biggest drunk? Most likely to be gay? Most hated? Give us some shit we really want to know or haven't heard 2000 times....
--The next Nolan Ryan or the next Mark Prior....
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