1. Scott Shanle "finally" gets his chance at a ring? What? A guy who is lucky to have an NFL roster spot (and not for long based on rumors from NO) should never say he "finally" has his shot at the ring. Only thing worse...his brother, Andrew, who is a much more pathetic football player...has a ring....ouch.
2. Are these White Sox fans or MMA fans? Apparently millions doesn't get everyone hot pussy....
3. Why is nobody giving the Saints a chance? Last I checked, Indy eked out about five wins over shitty teams in the regular season and has a defense that can be as equally porous as New Orleans'. PYB hasn't heard shit about Drew Brees this week--all Manning hype as usual. We are in the Brees corner this weekend, mostly so he can give a big "Fuck You" to the perennially choking San Diego Chargers....who dumped him for Phillip Rivers. The same Rivers who throws like a girl, but somehow racks up big numbers in the regular season before tanking every January, despite having LT, Sproles and Gates at his disposal.
4. Donte Stallworth back in the game after killing somebody. Somewhere, Plaxico Burress sits in prison for 18 more months after not killing anyone. Some lucky team can sign Stallworth and surely benefit from his one catch for nine yards and six missed games due to a tweaked hamstring.
5. The Pleamaker back in the game. Coke, cars, and pussy. What will the NFL Network ever do without his cogent analysis?
6. Losers....
7. NU Hoops (not the dykes) is preparing for another bottle blasting today in Lawrence. But fret not, Brandon Ubel won't be intimidated according to the Omaha World-Herald. And we at PYB believe the OWH, given Ubel's strong play all season including his zero point, five turnover effort at home against Kansas State on Tuesday. Try to hold off on the jokes when you read about him maybe hitting the 'freshman wall.' Another awesome season-long stat--one assist and 35 turnovers. Transfer to UMKC now, please. KU -21.5 early this morning.
8. Speaking of the Jaycocks...they squeaked out a road win at Colorado Wednesday thanks to the zebras. But they still had to go to OT. The number of calls (not to mention the pushing, shoving and over the backs they are allowed with impunity) was horrifying, and helped the Big 12 officials cement their spot as worst in the nation. The most glaring was a non-goaltending call on Cole Ostertag after the ball had banked off the glass and was on the way down to the rim....Here's an early toast to KU's yearly March Madness choke job.
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