Pic of the Day...

Straight from the Studio Gangster files.....and from RunLike's personal photo album....

A Mecca, of Sorts....

Rumor has it that Tiger landed in Mesa, AZ yesterday.

Is this Woods' pilgrimage? Where else would one travel to bang the Mecca of road whores, skanks and sluts but Scottsdale, AZ? SELs watch out, he doesn't love you....

Niagara Falls...

Is this guy an actor? One of the more embarrassing videos of all time links here. And then Brandel Chamblee says this is 'inspiring'...WTF? So the fact that he can come out with a fake statement after banging 17+ sluts is inspiring? Please. I am missing the inspiration in the below, so please help me grasp it if you can:

I was wrong.
I gave in to temptation.
NEVER (add inflection to read statement here) did Elin hit me.
The media...stalked out...my kids.
How dare..they..do that.
I am...a cyborg.
Course looks good...
Swing feels good...
I like MY chances....

Go away!

WGC Accenture Match Play...

PYB returns from Marana, AZ (just north of Lebanon, AZ) with this photo essay rife with Euro gear of many womanly colors and uncomfortably tight fit....Poulter, Ishikawa, Garcia, Villegas, Wilson, Goosen, and even dorky Stewart Cink after making a 50-foot birdie putt!

Wednesday Thoughts....

1. If this is the cutting edge, I hate to see what's not....

2. KSU -14.5 over NU in Manhattan. Another bottle blasting in store??

3. Another choke by Lindsey Jacobellis in a snowboarding event last nite. Oh well, snowboarding was only added to the Olympic slate so that the USA could win more than 16 medals.

4. The fraud that is Tiger Woods continues. He stages a conference without reporters, devoid of anyone with a set of nuts that will ask him a question. And all the while, he detracts from the WGC event in Marana....giving a big fuck you to Accenture (who rightfully dumped him for his whore-loving ways). What's worse is he is detracting from his fellow PGA Tour pros, so their play will go completely unnoticed so he can give us all a bullshit song & dance. Sweet. Fuck you, you fraud.

Are You Ready for Some Figure Skating!!??

Ready for 12 straight nights of figure skating, ice dancing, pairs, blah blah blah....

This picture says it all...

February 13 Recap...

1. Worst NBA Dunk Contest in years. Gerald Wallace does a simple reverse dunk to open it up? Totally embarrassing. Maybe as embarrassing as rigging it last year for Nate Robinson.

2. Nebraska holds a second-half lead at Kansas last Saturday, but can't stay within 40 of a shitty Texas team the next week? Just as you thought they were getting better, they've gotten worse....as teams exploit every weakness imaginable. And the once-bright spots are getting worse w/ each game....Two for 18 from three point range, which makes NU six for 39 the last two games. Brutal.

Brandon Richardson--best scorer somehow only gets seven shots and looks like his confidence is completely shot. A somehow-common theme for Doc Sadler's guards. I bet they're happy they ran Cookie Miller outta town.

Sek Henry--can't even bring the ball past half court, and if i see him clank one more three pointer off the backboard before the rim I'm going to puke.

Ryan Anderson--somehow leads NU in scoring every game with nine points, but can't do a damn thing right. can't make anything from downtown (0/5 Saturday) and making more mistakes than he did as a freshman.

Miles Holley--got the start, but play is and always will be sporadic

Lance Jeter--Obviously not ready for big-time play. Has to back the ball up the court against even shitty PGs like UT's Dogus Ballbag, can't shoot, can't finish, can't dish (somehow keeps a decent A:T ratio). 2/10 from the field. Terrible.

Brian Diaz--NU's only continued bright spot, who despite being severely overmatched strengthwise, still looks like a Division I player.

Christian Standhardinger--Lack of awareness on defense gets him in foul trouble. Lack of strength on offense limits him against good defenders. Could be OK in the future if he doesn't have a nervous breakdown first.

Brandon Ubel--The fact this stiff plays D-I is amazing. Most embarrassing was when he got knocked down by a halfhearted shove from a UT player then fell three more times while trying to regain his balance. Simply mortifying. Did it again after a made UT bucket later in the game. Get him to Kansas Wesleyan and call it a day.

Rey Gallegos--A bit small as a freshman, but at least he looks like a basketball player.

Quincy Hankins-Cole--Went 0/4 from the field, tanking four layups. Topped it off by going 1/5 from the FT line. At least he can compete physically with the other teams' big men. Hopefully he gets in a fight before the season is out, to make it interesting at least.

Bear Jones--Once looked like NU's second-best player, now gets just three minutes in a 40 point loss where Ben Nelson (queer headband and all) got six minutes? Please. Just sign his transfer papers now.

So, is this just the requisite season of bumps & bruises you experience when you play freshmen not named Carmelo, Wall, Rose, et al.? Or is NU going nowhere as usual? If Doc Sadler can't make NU a winning team, nobody can. PYB is not talking 16-14 NIT winning. We're talking 20 win seasons at least half the time and NCAA bids here and there.

If coaches can attracts players to dumps like Manhattan and Waco, they can do it in Lincoln. But with fans as bandwagon as Nebraska's, in a state where the rubes barely understand the game plan for a football team that runs the ball 70% of the time, getting them to understand basketball is akin to teaching them Isaac Newton's Laws of Motion. The job gets tougher each year.

The Nebraska Bulls

PYB was hoping that the Nebraska women's basketball team would make it to the NCAA tournament undefeated, so that they could lose in the second round and fizzle out after all the overhype....proving only that Nebraskans are cheap motherfuckers who will attend any event, as long as they can get in the gate for $1 and a can of soup. Alas, the overhype has begun early, so look for the pending meltdown soon....

PYB's favorite quote of the article..."there were great athletes coming in droves...." Hilarious. Call us haters, but any sport where yours truly could start for 95% of the teams and be a major contributor is not worthy of coverage. Any sport where I could pull eight players from my daily pickup games who could win the national championship is not legitimate.

Meanwhile, let's talk about a shitty team in a real sport. The men's team, which Nebraskans don't support because it costs $8 a ticket and they're not nationally ranked. NU fans only support rated teams, because they have little self confidence and are too weak to tie themselves to a team that is not winning. NU is in the midst of a five-game run against rated teams and has a chance tonight to beat Baylor.

They have a good chance if they can recreate the effort they took to Lawrence last Saturday. But then again, there's that effort they put up against KSU last week. Either way, they're taking their lumps this year and it should (and must) pay off as a learning experience next season.

Tuesday Notes...

--Is Lee listening to a different Bob Knight than the rest of us? The one who breaks down the games better than anyone currently on television and will actually tell viewer how bad players are fundamentally these days? PYB suspects it is less about Mr. Barfknecht thinking Knight is me, me, me and actually more about a nerd being intimidated by a dominating presence.....Link here.

--The Jaycocks crush Texas in Austin last night, helping cement UT's claim as the worst team to ever be rated number one. The Horns are now 1-10 in their last 11 games against the spread and 6-22-1 in their last 29 Big 12 conference games ATS.

--The Lakers cruised past San Antonio last night, 101-89, without Kobe Bryant and Andrew Bynum. You can officially stick a fork in the Spurs.

--PYB sure hopes Shawn Watson gets paid more soon. Whatever would NU do if he left? Besides score more than 13 points a game, that is....

Classic...

After Bob Huggins came on the court to beg the inbreds in the West Virginia crowd to stop throwing debris on to the court, PYB was reminded of a classic Billy Tubbs moment. The audio is sketchy, but still a classic...

And one more....from the good old Big 8 days...

Breakfast in Hanoi....

Milk the Cow....

Four times since October, and never before, PYB has witnessed men pissing in the urinal without unzipping their shorts at all. Instead, they have all opted to pull the crank out from under the boxers and under the pant leg......anyone seen this or attempted this maneuver? What is more amazing: the fact that people attempt it or the fact that they pull it off?

Don't Be the Douche...

Douche...

Weekend Forecast....

1. Scott Shanle "finally" gets his chance at a ring? What? A guy who is lucky to have an NFL roster spot (and not for long based on rumors from NO) should never say he "finally" has his shot at the ring. Only thing worse...his brother, Andrew, who is a much more pathetic football player...has a ring....ouch.

2. Are these White Sox fans or MMA fans? Apparently millions doesn't get everyone hot pussy....

3. Why is nobody giving the Saints a chance? Last I checked, Indy eked out about five wins over shitty teams in the regular season and has a defense that can be as equally porous as New Orleans'. PYB hasn't heard shit about Drew Brees this week--all Manning hype as usual. We are in the Brees corner this weekend, mostly so he can give a big "Fuck You" to the perennially choking San Diego Chargers....who dumped him for Phillip Rivers. The same Rivers who throws like a girl, but somehow racks up big numbers in the regular season before tanking every January, despite having LT, Sproles and Gates at his disposal.

4. Donte Stallworth back in the game after killing somebody. Somewhere, Plaxico Burress sits in prison for 18 more months after not killing anyone. Some lucky team can sign Stallworth and surely benefit from his one catch for nine yards and six missed games due to a tweaked hamstring.

5. The Pleamaker back in the game. Coke, cars, and pussy. What will the NFL Network ever do without his cogent analysis?

6. Losers....

7. NU Hoops (not the dykes) is preparing for another bottle blasting today in Lawrence. But fret not, Brandon Ubel won't be intimidated according to the Omaha World-Herald. And we at PYB believe the OWH, given Ubel's strong play all season including his zero point, five turnover effort at home against Kansas State on Tuesday. Try to hold off on the jokes when you read about him maybe hitting the 'freshman wall.' Another awesome season-long stat--one assist and 35 turnovers. Transfer to UMKC now, please. KU -21.5 early this morning.

8. Speaking of the Jaycocks...they squeaked out a road win at Colorado Wednesday thanks to the zebras. But they still had to go to OT. The number of calls (not to mention the pushing, shoving and over the backs they are allowed with impunity) was horrifying, and helped the Big 12 officials cement their spot as worst in the nation. The most glaring was a non-goaltending call on Cole Ostertag after the ball had banked off the glass and was on the way down to the rim....Here's an early toast to KU's yearly March Madness choke job.

Tuesday Notes...

1. Fun times in Eugene...

2. More fun in Oregon....as fun as that Rose Bowl ass kicking....

3. So they ARE going to find a way to fuck up the last bastion of true college sports at the D-I level? Sure there's always been a ton of money generated by March Madness, but the one thing they just could NOT fuck up was the Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday hoops marathon that has become the only watchable part of the NCAA basketball season. Well, fuck that tradition, it's over. It will suck cock. Just like the BCS Championship game sucks cock. Look for the College World Series to suck cock soon.

Typical Douche Cop....

This guy isn't getting a hardon from bossing another person around, is he?

http://www.wlwt.com/video/22403619/index.html

Which one is Scott McCarron?

"That being said, I want my fans, sponsors, and most importantly, my fellow players, to know that I will not be silenced and I will continue my efforts to get the groove issue resolved."


Hold the phone...Scott McCarron has fans???


You're really going to talk about cheating...? You used to use that idiotic long putter!


P.S. Nice fivehead...