Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Succiona


--If any of you PYB readers are fathers, and are teaching your son/daughter how to throw, please follow this link and look at the still shot of the practice video. This is perfect form and will lead to a certain full ride at the school of your choice down the road. Sprinkle in a lack of mental acuity and toughness, flaky disposition and the ability to lay the ball on the turf two to four times and game and you're looking at four years of a starting job. Meanwhile, Andrew Luck sits in Palo Alto and frets about his #1 draft status should NU's quarterback make the jump to the NFL early...

In all seriousness, is T-Vag playing catch with another defender in this picture or a game of 500? Another serious question: how does someone who sucks have a nickname in the first place? Most amazing question is: how is he surprised and mad, mad, mad about taking heat for his shitty performance(s)? Props to the chick in clase de Espanol. The link says he's ready to respond....God only knows what that means.....but if he's planning on taking the game on his own shoulders we hope he knows what a loss to Ohio State's Suckeyes would bring....

--Nebraska's top unit faced off in practice yesterday (novel concept since NU did it weekly during the Osborne era). Some results of the 10-minute tete-a-tete:

-Sean Fisher missed eight tackles
-T-Ragic went 2/11 for 28 yards, 2 INT, 3 fumbles
-Austin Cassidy started, blowing three assignments
-Rex Burkhead got one carry for 27 yards
-Jamal Turner DNP
-Kyler Reed was benched due to excess talent
-36 offensive linemen saw action. 12 sustained an injury.
-The defensive played without its line to simulate live game action
-Frank Solich thought the team moved around well

--On a lighter note, link to bum fight here! Not sure which is funnier: the punch or the guy's serious analysis of the squirrel's body type.

All for now...PYB

Monday, October 3, 2011

Taylor Martinez = Born Loser


Well let's get to it, as Taylorina Martinez proves once and for all why he'll never be a good Division I QB. The spoiled brat act won't work anywhere in college, much less at Nebraska. Blaming the media for his three-interception & a fumble performance. We'll end the commentary and let Daddy's Little Girl do the rest...Tiger Woods would be proud.

On the other hand, Bo Pinelli's comments were open, honest and informative for a change. He took responsibility for the team's piss poor effort, in particular the defense. So PYB would like to recap the Saturday contributions from the starters and 'top' substitutes:

Jason Ankrah--One assist, invisible throughout the game and all of 2011.

Jared Crick--5 tackles, good pressure early, neutralized due to lack of help on DL

Baker Steinkuhler--Too slow to play D-I, yet to impact a game in his career

Cameron Meredith--MIA since Chattanooga, yet to impact a game against worthy team

Sean Fisher--Fisher brought us all back to the Cosgrove era with his woeful effort. One assisted tackle and at LEAST seven misses. Seriously.

Will Compton--Could contribute with right mix around him, but is exposed due to horrible surrounding cast

LaVonte David--Only impact player on entire team. Team MVP. NU would give up 50 per game, every game without him.

Ciante Evans--Too consistently burned by consistently wide margins.

Austin Cassidy--Been covered ad nauseum on PYB. Terrible player. Can't cover his assignments, can't run, can't tackle.

Alfonzo Dennard--Obviously not 100%. Looks like a sad end to a spectacular career.

Daimion Stafford--Lack of knowledge of defense being exposed in coverage due to bad teammates. Get him near the LOS where he can hit & impact the game.

PJ Smith--Blown assignments still trump his prototype size and body

Courtney Osborne--Where did his career go?

Chase Rome--Can't do shit on the field? Smash a paper towel machine.

Josh Williams--Why do all Nebraska DEs get fat and ineffective within two seasons?

Andrew Green--Is Erwin Swiney his personal coach?

Lance Thorell--Poor man's Austin Cassidy

Terrence Moore--Looking forward to his first meaningful play

Have You Seen This Man?


Sources tell PYB that Prince Amukamara didn't look close to ready to return to the field while attending the Rams vs. Giants MNF game a couple weeks back. But we're willing to bet he could offer better coverage than NU's current cornerbacks--even with his broken foot. Judging by the other unathletic folks in this photo, we're thinking maybe Amukamara was recruiting them for Bo & Carl Pinelli's secondary for 2012?

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Send in the Clowns


Nebraska football was good enough for Barry Alvarez in building a program. Saturday night in Madison it was good enough for Wisconsin to destroy the Cornhuskers 48-17, as NU took its 16th bottle blasting in 18 games against Top 10 teams.

The only place Nebraska football is not good enough these days is Nebraska itself. The Badgers used the power running and timely passing that NU once used to dominate and demoralize teams, shoving it straight up the Cornhuskers' collective ass in a beating that was best described by NU alumni Fabian Washington's twitter account as "No Vaseline." NU, on the other hand, tried to roll out its Texas Tech offense in the second quarter and came up with Matt Cassell results.

The game started out well enough, with Nebraska mixing the run and pass and taking early leads at 7-0 and 14-7. Even when the Badgers scored to make it 14-13, it was because UW had been lucky to pull down some jump balls and continue drives. The Blackshirts looked like they had come with a Pinelli-type effort, with defensive linemen pressuring Rusell Wilson and defensive backs managing to stay within five yards of receivers.

Anyone with a football brain figured the deep passes were going to set up the power runs between the tackles in the second, third and fourth quarters. Wrong. Over a 14-play span in the second and third quarters, Tim Beck called 15 pass plays. Was he not around to watch Shawn Watson lose game after game after game in Lincoln?

The first interception was bad, but if NU was going to pass on that third down, it should have been deep down the field so an interception would have pinned the Badgers deep in their own territory like a punt would have. The second pick was inexcusable, as three run plays and a punt would have put NU in the locker room down six points with a chance to rest the defense and adjust strategy.

The third interception, on the first drive of the second half, when it was quite apparent that Pinelli & Company needed to shorten the game and establish the run to have any shot at all, was unfathomable. Moreover, how does every 22-to-40-year-old, who has played EA Sports NCAA Football from 1993 to present day have better game-management and playcalling skills than the meathead coaches pulling down between $500,000 and $3.25 million? We'd offer our coaching services for a mere $250,000 and promise we have bigtime connections in Nebraska's C-2 high schools to keep the defensive backfield stocked.

Obviously, we could go on and on and on about the shortcomings last night. Let's hit some more specific points, in order to keep this diatribe under 10,000 words:

--The defensive back situation is tragic. The only good DB is hurt, as Alfonzo Dennard continues to limp noticeably. He still manages to keep the ball away from his receiver. Every safety sucks, as they all miss tackles, consistently blow assignments...or both. PJ Smith, Austin Cassidy, Lance Thorell. The only safety with potential, Daimion Stafford, is getting exposed more each game as he is forced to take on more responsibility prematurely while not being surrounded with the talent and depth to ease his transition. Remember Dejon Gomes? He didn't start impacting games until late in his first season. Stafford has been forced to play from day one without a safety net.

--Bo's specialty, defense, is a huge liability. The number of holes on the Blackskirt squad is alarming. If they didn't have LaVonte David, they would give up 50 points a game--to Fresno, Wyoming, Northwestern, whoever. The defensive line doesn't have a player that is even average outside of Jared Crick. Outside of David, the linebackers aren't worthy of low-Division-I scholarships. Sean Fisher does not belong on the field and looks foolish on nearly every snap he plays. He makes Cassidy look like Ed Reed. The defensive ends are nonexistent, the safeties can't cover anybody, neither can the cornerbacks, and nobody outside of David can tackle. Not a good formula. In year four of the Pinelli era, how can so many key components of a defense be missing?

--Added to NU's game management woes are its personnel management. Remember NU's new starting cornerback in Laramie, Corey Cooper, and his "permanent" move from safety? Didn't play Saturday. So in a matter of two weeks, Cooper went from backup safety and special teams contributor, to STARTING cornerback, to can't even see the field? Andrew Green and Ciante Evans both look awful, but were good enough to start three games, then ride the pine against Wyoming, only to be deemed good enough to start the very next week? PYB remembers Tyrone Williams struggling mightily as a sophomore before eventually becoming one of the best CBs in NU history. Of course, he had a lot of talent around him to help him through the learning curve. Do Green and Evans have that in them, or are they overmatched, or is the Pelini system not taking hold like it used to? Probably a combination of the latter two factors.

As we said next week, healthy competition is necessary to keep players vying for playing time throughout the season. But when 25 percent of the travel roster changes from week to week, and players have no idea when or why they will or won't play, that will crush confidence and consistency in a heartbeat. Cornerback Antonio Bell, left of the travel squad Saturday, says so here. Mutiny can't be far off.

--Taylor Martinez played one of his vintage games, completing a couple big pass plays early, dodging first-quarter trouble when a teammate jumped on yet another one of his fumbles, then eventually panicking over and over when things got tough and melting down with three interceptions in 10 plays. Whether or not Martinez is the best option for the rest of this season is immaterial. NU will lose games it shouldn't with or without him, and they surely won't win a game against a good team with him under center. It is IMPOSSIBLE to imagine him as the starting quarterback and face of this team for 2.5 more years. If he does stay, it may just be the most painful span Husker fans will ever endure.

The sophomore is inept at running the option. Can't make proper reads on the zone run plays. Fumbles often. Can't read zone pass defenses. Throws a lot of interceptions in critical situations. Can't evade even the slightest pressure in the pocket. And he must be the slowest player in the nation when running in any direction that is not straight ahead. In all honesty, NU would be better offensively if it had any of the starting QBs from its 2011 opponents--outside of Chattanooga. Derek Carr, Keith Price, Brett Smith. All better. Fewer turnovers. Distribute the ball. Focus on getting the ball to the running backs. It's time to start whoever could be a long-term solution, obviously to anyone who is not a Nebraska coach--Jamal Turner.

--Even though Martinez is not the answer and sends NU into a deeper spiral with each bad start, what the coaches did to him Saturday night was unacceptable. Tim Beck refused to support his quarterback with the interior run game after NU staked its 14-7 lead. Inexperience, arrogance and panic all arrived in that second quarter. Most importantly, the $3 Million Man, Bo Pelini, was too stubborn or too shell-shocked to rein Beck in. Three turnovers later, it was game over. For the first time, Pelini had the Frank-Solich-deer-in-the-headlights look on the sideline. The only thing missing to complete the look was the wide-eyed, Leprechaun-like jump following the pre-game jet flyover.

NU has been badly outcoached by Fresno State's Pat Hill, Washington's Steve Sarkisian and now UW's Bret Bielema. Tom Osborne keeps raising the bar on Pinelli's salary, and Pinelli keeps lowering the results on the field. Other coaches play chess against Nebraska, while Pelini keeps playing checkers. Too many meltdowns. Nine penalties for 80 yards, with Courtney Osborne's cheap shot capping the night. Another negative turnover margin game (-2) on the road. Another embarrassment on national television, against a team that is not that good but doesn't beat itself. What NU used to be, even in the worst of years. Welcome to the Big Ten, they say. Thank god, because if NU played the Big 12's best team last night they would have lost by 55 points.

Most disappointing is that there is finally depth of playmakers on offensive, and they're wasting away, unutilized: Kenny Bell, Turner, Quincy Enunwa, Kyler Reed, Aaron Green (DNP), Ameer Abdullah, Braylon Heard (DNP). And, oh yeah, Rex FUCKING Burkhead....who got 18 carries for 98 yards while Taylorina got his requisite 20 carries that included two bad sacks.

The capper Saturday came with NU on the goal line, down 48-17 and trying to punch it in to reward all the bettors with the 2H overs on their wager card. After calling timeout, then failing to score on the next play, NU inexplicably let the clock expire instead of calling another timeout and going for the score one more time. In essence, quitting. Rolling over and playing dead--a trait that is all too familiar with recent NU teams. If you doubt us, just watch Dennard's post-game comments.

Has Pelini already lost this team? Has his hair-trigger-benching tactics for some players with full-immunity-for-others created a double standard that has divided the program? Who knows. All that is certain is that something ain't right, and it's something big. In addition to all the mental and physical errors, the consistent effort and fire is not there--not even close.

NU has a chance to get healthy next week by blasting a bad Ohio State team in Lincoln. Changes needs to happen next weekend...establish some defensive consistency and get the ball to those who can be prime-time players---not Martinez. A loss to the Suckeyes would be disastrous, but we're certainly in for the 'just another game' speech. Just another game of more poor coaching, poor throws, poor ball security, poor tackling, poor coverage. Send in the Clowns.

And for one more season, the 14th straight, we sadly say: Maybe next year.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Yo!


--PYB offers a cool link courtesy of Deadspin, from the days when rap music meant something.

Let's have a real good time, Let's have a real good time, Let's have a real good time,Let's have a real good time.....

--And Taylor Martinez has a smug attitude like players did when Nebraska football meant something. He's so out of touch with reality that he thinks he's good and can make plays whenever he wants. We're braced for another embarrassing and overwhelmed performance Saturday night.

--Thanks to the Dallas Cowgirls for kicking six FGs on MNF, and missing the cover by one point. Bettors everywhere cringe.

--Blaine Gabbert's NFL debut went as expected, except for the fact that he actually threw a TD pass. The score, however, came on a Hail Mary that the coaches designed for him to throw 10 yards short of the end zone because he wasn't strong enough to throw it 50 yards. Without that TD, Gabbert had 20 attempts for 103 yards. Right on par with his career 5-yards-per-attempt at Mizzou. Pussy.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

pussy tyler on hand to watch blaines debut. Hows online college treating him?
Sorry Blaine. -2 in your first start. Gash