Bogs Diamond to Omaha....

Bogs Diamond from The Shawshank Redemption is an Omaha Nighthawk...careful in the showers fellas...

Studio Gangsters in Cincy

PYB loves all the coverage on the Cardinals/Reds "brawl." Way to push for seven minutes without throwing a punch? If they really hated each other, there'd be some swinging......weak.

Anyone thinking Taylor Martinez can start at QB this year watch this video. National title 'contenders' don't have quarterbacks who throw like a girl. And Shawn Watson still sucks.

Nice fire hose quote Coach Twatson. Corporate America would be proud. Talking a lot but not saying a damn thing. And it's no wonder Ben Cotton appreciates the indoor pratice--he was likely hungover.

What the fuck? Cinnamon Toast Crunch/Milk? No clue.

Quick answer to Anthony West's question as to why he lost his starting job: he sucks and can't cover anyone at the CB spot. New regime...players play, stiffs ride the bench.

Hard hitting journalism here. PYB would have added one more question: "How did it feel to blow the Texas game for your team?"

Keep selling the company line Van Pelt, just don't ruin any more golf coverage. And Tiger, quit trying to crack jokes. You're a nerd and nerds aren't funny. And why is Tiger's shitty play due to his layoff? He's been back for more than four months? Phil Mickelson's layoff was nearly as long as Woods' and he's already got a major under his belt this season.

Back in the Saddle

PYB is back from vacation, just in time to read all the overhype for Nebraska's football season. The media is jerking off this team as if they're just a break or two away from a national title. Local outlets seem to forget that NU last year had a bad offensive line, terrible QB, and no WRs. It's so bad we refuse to post the grabass "WR/personality" article the OWH ran yesterday. Embarrassing. But just a few things to help get back in the swing:

-More lip service from Niles Paul. This time he means it. Too bad's he's slow and is not a very good playmaker. Otherwise, he'd have a chance to be a college superstar.

-No idea why NU would move its biggest playmaker at CB to safety. Hopefully, Bo has a plan. We'll give him some leeway, given his track record. But that kind of ability can't be taught---see Terrell Farley.

-Tiger Woods is irrelevant. It doesn't get any better than that. Oh, golf outlets keep shoving his latest trials down our throats, but the fact that CBS hasn't shown him live in a tournament in more than two months says it all. Hitting fairways at a 35% clip won't win any tournament, much less majors. Stick to what you're good at, Tiger, banging whores and being a prick.

-We'll check in with more from Husker camp when there's something meaningful to talk about. By the way, Zac Lee is starting. Shawn Watson made sure to do enough to stunt Cody Green's growth last year to make sure of that, and Taylor Martinez hasn't played a game. Myopic NU fans need to quit yammering on this topic--one nice (or average) spring game does not make a starting QB.....just ask Joe Dailey.

-Can anyone say 'two pop cans'?

-Finally, it's good to see Jason Jenkins moving on to do something besides bashing bottles over people's heads at the bar. Here he is, playing the murdered/disappeared Bison Dele/Brian Williams.

Hefty

P.S. Way to take advantage of that meltdown Phil...needed a Top 4 and somehow managed to shoot 1 worse than Eldrick...figures! Maybe if you could move your arms and body in those ridiculous sausage-casing eurotrash 3-size too small shirts you keep rocking you could muster up a repeatable swing of some kind. Doesn't anyone close to this guy have the stones or decency to say something to him? It's embarrassing. Judging by the pic above, your previous "style" of shirts felt better!

Karma

HA HA!

Nice playing Elsrick! I thought you never quit?? Better get back to poppin' Ambien and railing 12 broads per week if you're gonna catch Jack!

Do They Expect Us to Believe This?

Are we really supposed to believe the Big 10 is now a good conference? PYB thought that myth was put to bed a few years back. Put Wisconsin or Iowa up against any decent team in a meaningful game and they'd get blasted, as always....

Also, what a great picture from the Big 10 media day, with TO being the most stately figure. Jim Delany's two-inch ear hair and Joe Paterno talking about shitting his pants make Osborne the easy winner here.

Hopefully, Doc's latest assistant can gain some traction landing some big recruits. But since when are Iowa and Minnesota hot beds?

Nebraska's third-best CB just made another award list.

PYB Wondering...

If The Queen thinks his hand sign means the same as what Larry Bowa does (probably can't get the video to play, no thanks to MLB)? Good read here and here.....Don't expect any titles in South Beach---maybe at TAO Beach...