At Long Last...

PYB finally offers up its annual college football season win over/under prognostications, which hit at about .500 every year. So pick the right teams with the right juice and you may come out ahead. First, however, we've got some commentary.

The Omaha World-Herald published its 2011 College Football preview, which covers Nebraska's move to the Big 10 in depth. A few notes:

1. One amusing thing is the hype on the bullshit tradition of trophy games. Can't compete for the Sears Trophy---ever? Put extra emphasis on some unidentifiable relics to make yourself feel significant. If you pass this quiz, your team is a perennial also-ran...

2. The OWH picks Iowa to beat Nebraska---in Lincoln. Not going to happen. This rivalry can't be manufactured, no matter how much Tom Shatel jerks off about the Heroes Game. Iowa must do something to establish itself as NU's rival, and an under-the-radar 10-2 season every few years doesn't cut it. No matter how badly the media wants it to be, they can't make it so. Does the OWH sell that many copies in Southwest Iowa that it needs to soft-soap its readership there? At least it's possible to share a beer with Iowa fans (most of them). The same can't be said about fans from Kansas State.

3. Reading about NU's year-end meltdown from 2010 makes us sick every time. Sick while realizing what a shit coach Shawn Twatson was and what a pussy Taylor Martinez is. Area scribes have conveniently granted him the "he was injured" pass, while forgetting the complete lack of leadership, decision making and balls that he displayed for a solid six weeks.

4. Jamal Turner ceased taking snaps at QB, supposedly because NU added Anthony Ridder after another career-long scrub hurt his knee. Huh? Anyway, the OWH offered a nice roster breakdown here. Quick questions:

--How can NU be so horrible at LB outside of LaVonte David? Sean Fisher, Will Compton, Jim Ebke, Graham Stoddard, Trevor Roach and their Class C-2 resumes don't exactly conjure visions of Michael Barrow, Ray Lewis and Jon Vilma.

--How can they have ONE wide receiver who has any meaningful experience?

--How can they have 28 (seriously) offensive linemen listed and not be able to field five who can stay healthy and block someone? On that note, here's 2011's first FUCK YOU to Barney Cotton.

--How can NU's defensive line be called its strength when it has exactly ONE player who has shown that he can play at an above-average level? (@whitemamba9fo)

--How many fumbles will NU cough up this season and what is the over under on their turnover margin? We say 32 and -12.

5. Collins Okafor carries a 3.475 in biological sciences. Apparently, he overrated his ability on the field when he pulled his Eric Crouch "Run Home to Omaha Like a Baby" move a couple years back.

6. Finally, hats off from PYB to Anthony Blue. The former highly-acclaimed recruit out of Cedar Hill, Tex. has decided to hang it up due to a chronic knee injury.

So....let's get to it. We'll save you a pointless Top 25 ranking, when there are probably only three good teams in the country anyway, and nobody knows who they are and won't until mid-October...

Over
UNLV (2.5) -- No idea who they play. No idea how bad they are. Just know that they will be playing the late game on several occasions and we'll be blasted. It's either go to bed or find a reason to stay up until 1am. Rooting for the Rebels will do just fine.

Stanford (8.5) -- What we saw from Andrew Luck last season is enough to think the Cardinal won't lose more than three of its five losable games.

Texas A&M (8.5) -- We had the over penciled in before the SEC rumors ran rampant. If they get tabbed for a sayonara fuck job like Nebraska did last season, it would spell trouble. If the Aggies can win at least one of two against Arkansas and Okie State their first four games, 9-3 should be good.

Virginia Tech (10) -- This pick got stronger as the best team on the Hokie schedule, Miami, is now likely to be paralyzed by suspensions. The rest of the slate is a combination of bad teams (ie Arkansas State and Virginia) and horribly mediocre FCS & ACC teams (Appalachian State & Georgia Tech). Frank Beamer will again have VT ready, despite the loss of QB Tupac Taylor -- one of the more overrated players at his position in recent college football days. Unless you're Matt O'Hanlon, of course.

Wisconsin (9) -- Consider a horrible non-conference schedule (UNLV, Oregon State, Northern Illinois and South Dakota) and the fact that the Badgers only have four losable games. 9-3 at worst.

USC (7.5) -- Add the fact that the Trojans still have a tremendous depth of talent to the fact that Matt Barkley will be in his third year as USC's QB, and you've got at least 8-4 in the books. The Trojans start off with a favorable early run with Minnesota, Utah and Syracuse at home, followed by perennial choker Arizona State next in Tempe. There are a few possible bumps later, but USC will outclass most of them and we have a sneaking suspicion Lane Kiffin might get them rolling. Sure, he's a douche, but he'll rack up some wins.

Miami (8.5) -- We had the 'Canes pegged for the overs before all hell broke loose in Coral Gables. Funny that the world is shocked that UM players were banging whores and getting free booze. Jacory Harris was shaky, at best, before being thrown into this bright spotlight. Line is off the board now, as everyone outside Miami roots for them to get the death penalty, even though The U hasn't been above average for seven years.

TCU (9.5) -- Three losable games and nine cupcakes. If the Frogs can win one of those three, you're golden.

Michigan State (7.5) -- Can Sparty keep the momentum from last season going? MSU has three games it probably won't win if you take this over: at Ohio State, Wisconsin and at Nebraska. If they can avoid stubbing their toe against both Notre Dame and Michigan, eight wins is a lock. And we all know anything is possible when it comes to the Spartans on Saturdays.

Penn State (7.5) -- If the Lions can get through its murderer's row of Indiana State, Temple, Eastern Michigan, Indiana and Purdue, they would need just three more wins against Alabama, Iowa, Northwestern, Illinois, Nebraska, Ohio State and Wisconsin to get to eight. Improved QB play would make it possible. Stalled development, and it's hello 6-6.

Michigan (7.5) -- With a shred of defense, the Wolves have a chance to be 5-0 if they can just get by MIGHTY Notre Dame in Ann Arbor. After that, three more wins against Northwestern, Michigan State, Purdue, Iowa and Illinois would get them to eight. If Brady Hoke is indeed stupid enough to bury Denard Robinson under center, then all bets are off.

Oklahoma (10.5)-- If the Sooners can get past FSU in their second game, they don't face another good team until Texas A&M in game nine and nothing until Bedlam in the final week against Okie State in the high school stadium that T. Boone Pickens donated $1 billion for.

Under
Alabama (10) -- Schedule filled with potential potholes. Lost three games last year. No Julio Jones or Mark Ingram. Under.

Boise State (10.5) -- It all hinges on game one in Athens against the Dawgs. We're betting on a loss.

LSU (9.5) -- Now off the board, we had them for the under prior to the Showdown at Shady's with the US Marine Corps. An inconsistent team and a schedule with eight losable games.

South Carolina (9) -- The Michigan State of the SEC--the Cocks could fuck up a wet dream. Steve Spurrier's squad is blessed with a favorable schedule for SEC standards but will still lose four times.

Arkansas (8.5) -- The Flavor of the Week is that the 'Hogs could be better without Ryan Mallett, who looked like an extra from 8 Mile during his Fayetteville career. Well, star RB Knile Davis (this name makes us think MooseKnuckle every time) torched his ankle in the first week of practice and is out for the season. Couple that with games at aTm, LSU and Bama and four losses is a given.

Georgia (8.5) -- Will the Dawgs ever be back? A favorable schedule gives them only games against borderline Top 25 conference teams and bottom feeders. However, Mark Richt's team isn't stable enough to keep from stumbling, and if you take these unders along with Boise, one of the teams is starting with a loss right out of the gate.

Oklahoma State (8.5) -- Expectations in Stillwater? Bet on the flop now and take your money to the bank!

Florida State (9.5) -- Apparently, FSU is again a Top 5 team. Funny, since they haven't been good for years. We tried to look it up, but the Noles' web site sucks dick and after searching through the past three seasons we gave up. Just so you know, they've lost three, four and five games those past three years.

Arizona State (8) -- The Sun Devils are awful on the road and travel to Illinois, Utah, Oregon, UCLA and Washington State. They've already been fighting each other in the locker room after practice, and Dennis Erickson is covering up the actions of the team's best player and resident thug Vontaze Burfict. Not only did he cold-cock his teammate, he reportedly has been in several near-scraps at the campus rec center. Sounds like a leader cut from the same cloth Towel Boy Rudy Carpenter, who will surely pull the Devils through the tough battles this fall. Eleven losable games in total. Book it.

Notre Dame (8.5) -- Lookie here, the national media idiots are calling for a breakout season. The Domers have no talent. Haven't for years. Taking the unders on the Irrelevant Irish means you need just four losses from the following: South Florida, at Michigan, Michigan State, at Pitt, at Purdue (a peer team), USC, Navy (owns ND), at Wake Forest, Maryland, Boston College and at Stanford. Cha-ching.

Texas (8.5) -- A team that was lucky to go 5-7 last year is listed at 8.5? The Longhorns cleaned house on their coaching staff but it won't matter. They're devoid of any offensive playmakers or offensive identity. The defense is soft. UT is the most underachieving program in CFB history, given the buckets of Five-Stars they sign each year. Does the Longhorn Network have a carrier in Texas yet?

Missouri (7.5) -- Either Mizzou had its run and is set for 4-8, or Bill Simmons' Ewing Theory will prove true in epic proportions. As all evidence of the Pussies Gabbert exit Columbia, the team finds some focus and toughness it couldn't muster with two women under center and puts together a solid season. PYB's sources said the team is ready to follow new QB James Franklin. Speaking of shitty web sites...

Oregon (9.5) -- Just a thought, after remembering how the Ducks were manhandled up front by Auburn in January. We still don't know shit about flag football, the type they play up there in Eugene. A style as fake as its financial backer, Nike, minus the New Delhi sweatshops and poorly made shoes. Anyway, we just think it's a year for the Ducks to believe their own headlines, relax and slip a bit downward. Hopefully, this will diminish the arrogance of their falsely-confident fans in their $329 North Face fleeces.

Who the Hell KnowsUtah (7.5) -- Will the Utes prove they belong with the big boys, or will they melt under the pressure of a schedule with more than two challenging games?

Nevada (8.5) -- Even though QB Colin Kaepernick was hugely overrated (enough so that some idiots are predicting he become a legitimate NFL player), it can't help the Wolpack as they start on the road for three of their first four games at Oregon, Texas Tech and Boise State. What follows is a bunch of WAC stiffs, but there is too much uncertainty here to make a wager either way.

Florida (8) -- Is it just us, or is it hard just looking at Will Muschamp's doughy fucking face?

Auburn (6.5) -- How long until War Eagle is on probation following Cam Newton's slimy career?

Tennessee (6.5) -- Do the Vols still play football?

North Carolina (8.5) -- Does anyone in the country have an opinion one way or the other on UNC football?

West Virginia (9) -- Is Pat White still their quarterback? Amos Zereoue is money too. Is that old guy still their coach?

Oregon State (6) -- No clue.

BYU (8.5) -- Ditto, even though the Cougars will play a big role in several of the aforementioned wagers.

Live from Au$tin

ESPN Gameday season preview live from Austin. What a fucking embarrassment!!! All we need now is: "You are looking LIIIIVE at the empty quad from the campus of the 5-7, bowl-less Texas Longhorns! The most underachieving program in college football history."

This is one more swirl for college football as it continues to circle its way down the shitter. Money, greed, and entitlement ruin what used to be the unquestioned King of Sports.

Does the Longhorn Network have any carriers yet?

Saturday

--Safe to say these guys wouldn't have had the shit kicked out of them by the Chinese Rockets...

--Anyone who bets on high school football games has to be crazy. It's impossible in these days of watered-down college football to bet on 18-22 year olds who all think they're NFL material, much less 16 and 17-year-olds...However, if anyone comes across a 5-Star lock, let us know... We would almost feel bad, with HS FB being so pure and all -- with it's $68 million stadiums in Allen, Tex. and kids that transfer with the wind...

--Looks like Agent Zero was fucking with the wrong teammate a couple years back.

--Fantasy football is near, and it still sucks. And for the AFC.

--Another zero-catch night for the self-anointed playmaker Niles Paul. Hello, Omaha Beef!

CFB Live = Laughable

--PYB just wasted 10 minutes watching ESPN's College Football Live break down the Big 10 for 2011. After a solid anaylsis for 9 1/2 minutes, Kirk Herbstreit decided to call for an Iowa vs. Ohio State matchup in Indianapolis. Not to mention raving about how loaded the Suckeyes are despite losing their scatter-armed QB Terrelle Pryor.

Sure, opinions are like assholes. But Iowa is going to win the Legends Division because they are a distant third-best team? And Ohio State is a lock to win the Leaders despite losing its top three offensive players for at least five games. Sound logic. Of course, the mighty Buckeyes will prevail in Indy, says Kirk.

Is Herbstreit that delusional, or has he achieved 100% puppet status in Bristol?

--In addition, we just read Bo Pinelli's recap of freshmen who might contribute in 2011. He said receiver Taariq Allen is good enough to play right now but may redshirt due to "depth." NU has one receiver who has more than a handful of career receptions.

--Barney Cotton yesterday admitted butchering Andrew Rodriguez's freshman year by pulling his redshirt, as the lineman only played 60-70 snaps. When will he admit to butchering NU's offense and offensive line during both his tenures at NU (in addition to admitting extoring UNL out of three valuable scholarships)?

--Sean Fisher is now taking snaps at middle linebacker to learn the role so he can also help at that position. Translation: he's so god-damn bad that the NU coaches can't even sell his presence as a Blackshirt any more. If you don't believe us, just watch one series when number 42 is in the game.

--So now the Nebraska basketball team will have a refrigerator that can dunk and The Bouncer, Andre Almeida. Toss in The Pansy JB Diaz and the Huskers may set a record for near-seven-footers playing below the rim.

--LSU players in trouble for beating the shit out of some locals. Meathead football players against jarhead Marines. We'll side with the football players every time in the matchup of alibis, personalities and IQ tests. Maybe we are wrong, but we're quite certain there are no "victims" here and that everyone got what they ultimately deserved. Lastly, is there any better place for a bar brawl than a shithole strip mall bar named Shady's? Been there, done that. Many thanks to the LSU Reveille.

--Finally, PYB would be remiss if we didn't mention Pat Perez's latest meltdown. Impressive scorecard (at least he broke 80), and another WD. Way to show some guts by playing round two before slamming the trunk on Friday. We'd expect nothing less, however, from this noted douchebag---the same guy who stiffed The King, Arnold Palmer, in favor of a champagne bottle after winning his tournament and nearly tore Pebble Beach in half when he choked off the AT&T years back (thanks Sports Illustrated).

Stay tuned for our CFB preview....still to come....we promise....

NFL Live = Unwatchable

We can add videos one and two to the litany of reasons that going to an NFL game is miserable. We'll remain mum about the demographics of the scums doing the brawling. Wouldn't it be cheaper, however, to just skip buying the ticket and the $10 beers and just have a gang fight in the shittiest part of town?

Hell, we'd all benefit from this, as Gangland reruns on the ID Network could certainly get better video than a dirtbag with a knockoff Smartphone from Boost Mobile. Most hilarious are the ridiculously outdated 49er jerseys: from Montana to Watters to Rice.

But hey, if you enjoy seven-minute TV timeouts, $10 beers, a fan base with an IQ level quickly sinking below that of a NASCAR race, outrageous ticket prices and missing every other NFL game that day, who are we to stop you from going?

Cholo! One more vid for good measure... For those of you who can still read, feel free to skim the San Francisco Chronicle recap here. It also includes a story claiming SF is rated among the Top 5 cities for casual sex. We are shocked.

Run Roy

PYB liked to see Roy Helu rack up 101 rushing yards on 14 carries last night in Indianapolis, although the Washington Post didn't think it was worth mentioning in its game story. The former Cornhusker, who is surely one of the most underutilized talents to ever play in Lincoln, also caught four passes for 23 yards.

And unsurprisingly, Helu's temporary teammate Niles Paul was absent from the receiving column of the box score. Not a big deal on its own, but considering 13 other Redskins caught at least one pass it proves a lot. Hell, former Husker and PYB favorite Chris Brooks even caught a ball for the opposing Colts!

Surely, however, Paul was a dominant team leader in his own mind last night. Who else could return four punts and average nine yards per? Cut day looms large for perhaps the most overhyped Husker ever.

Ding Dong

It came four years too late, but the Cubs finally fired GM Jim Hendry. It took a Creighton man to turn the the Cubbies into a bigger laughing stock than they had been since 1908. We'll see if the latest owners, also proud Omahans, can turn the ship around. If they can get a Cheesecake Factory to River City, they may be able to pull off anything!

So Confuse

--Just in time for the start of the 2011 Nebraska football season, Barney Cotton starts prepping Cornhusker fans with reasons while his line will once again fail to meet expectations.

Yesterday, we learned that FIVE of his 'studs' are crippled with minor injuries. Today, we're warned about the lack of depth at center. Apparently, the entourage of assistants he's been given can't even overcome Cotton's lack of leadership.

And what's even more apparent is that Cotton has some sort of Mike Anderson clause in his contract that allows him to do an awful job for years on end without being terminated.

--Is everyone else as shocked as we are that Miami players were getting free parties, pussy and booze?

--And is it just us, or does it look like the Chinese team got the best of the Hoyas in this epic brawl? We suspect the outcome would have been much different in the days of Allen Iverson and Victor Page...

Editor's Note: PYB thanks the Donger for his addition of Michael Graham as a former Hoya who would have bloodied the Chinese Rockets. We would have obviously mentioned Patrick Ewing, had he not been so famous for not connecting on his shots in the clutch...

All for now, we'll be back soon with some college football coverage.

If the fact that the NFL moved kickoffs up to the 35-yard line wasn't enough proof that the league has become marshmallow soft, a rookie QB getting a questionable personal foul flag against the 2010 Rookie of the Year should do it...

When will Stricker realize he is playing in a major?

So Long to the SWAC...Well, Almost....

PYB was pleased to see that the Nebraska basketball team put together a legitimate non-conference schedule for the first time in 15+ years. Adding some matchups at home against peer teams will add more fans to the seats than another meaningless 25-point win over a hapless SWAC squad. We'd rather watch NU lose an early-season matchup and learn something that will benefit the team in March than pound Alabama A&M 72-47.

In a week where Doc Sadler lost out on the most hyped in-state recruit in years, the shift in scheduling philosophy is a big win for everyone.

Gabbert down in a heap again. Scared

Three pressures on gabbert: two back foot throws and a sack..pussy

Blaine Gabbert's first NFL pass went 4 yards---fitting.

Way to grind tiger

Scum Devils

PYB promises to release our annual college football season-win over/under prognostications. Just wrapping up some research. But the fact that Arizona State and Dennis Erickson are covering up the fact that reputed hothead Vontaze Burfict sucker-punched his teammate in the locker room could mean two things:

1. Erickson has no control of his team that is now set to go 5-7 on a schedule that does a traditionally horrible road team no favors.
-OR-

2. That Erickson is finally rounding his Sun Devil squad into the mold of his Miami and Oregon State teams, where thug life rules the roost and wins accumulate....only to leave the program sucking his dust a couple years later.

Should be fun to watch. And the fact that he's got the media backtracking and helping the coverup only brings up more question marks. Hell, Erickson has even praised Burfict's maturity after the brawl.

If nothing else, ASU will always hold a spot in our heart as one of the last games of the day to bet after digging a $500 hole each Saturday. Well, for that reason, and the moral-less skanks that provide joy for all Tempe-area residents. (Google images link here, to help PYB avoid trouble with work IT department). Where else could The Shocker pass as a school's gameday hand motion of choice? Only in Arizona, where slutty castoffs of single moms from California to Chicago flock in droves to slam booze, blow and get ridden more than Secretariat....

All for now...PYB

Pic of the Day - Pimpology

Lesson Two, Breakin' the Bitch...

Pic of the Day -- Extreme Geek Edition

@FonzieD15 & Co.

--Great read by the Omaha World Herald's Jon Nyatawa on Nebraska's best player this year and last. A bit long, but worth the time, as PYB-favorite Alfonzo Dennard emerges from Prince Amukamara's artificially large shadow.

--Speaking of Amukamara, his NFL career has soured even earlier than PYB expected as he's out with a serious injury.

--We are all lucky enough to read, for the third time before the season's first game, how much the Husker football team loves each other this year. PYB couldn't care less how many jokes they shared over ribs this summer. Win some games that matter and we'll be happy.

--Final tidbit on Nebraska football: Two linemen hurt. The Cotton Regime continues. PYB wistfully remembers when NU's linemen used to block and were NEVER injured. Now, it's a constant litany if bumps and bruises keeping Barney's six-foot-seven, 320-pound behomoths sidelined day after day. Suck it up.

--Tiger Woods is JUST 13 SHOTS back entering the final round of the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational Sunday. If anyone can come back from that far down, it's Tiger Woods! PYB can't imagine a better storyline than 54-hole leader Adam Scott winning in Woods' return to the PGA Tour using Woods recently-fired caddie Steve Williams. That would be dope. The ultimate "fuck you" to ETW...especially watching the highlights of Scott and Williams having fun on the course Saturday.

Off to the links. Some pussy commented on our last post asking if we like ANYTHING? The answer: in today's sports world...not really. All contrived for money, unearned glory and television ratings. We prefer the days of unrestrained fighting, heavy drug and alcohol, real competition and earning championships. For now, we'll just bitch about how it used to be....

Devil

In case you missed ESPN's ridiculous ticker last night, declaring that Tiger Woods was just seven shots off the lead and in 36th place: Woods has dropped to T-39 and is JUST NINE STROKES off the pace! If anyone can make a comeback like this, it's WOODS! Let's ignore the fact that his steroid-laced body is breaking down at a brisk pace and that he is 10 years past his prime.

Nevertheless, the Devil in Bristol ran three full minutes of Sportscenter highlights showing Woods' mediocrity before getting to the leaders' highlights. More proof that it's all about money and nothing about covering sports for the "Worldwide Leader." The highlights, of course, included Woods being a prick to media members who know he's delusional enough to think he can win the event and had the balls to ask him about it.

Further proof of ESPN's overblown sense of self-worht comes in this great article, courtesy of The Diggler. Real sports fans go elsewhere, why the casual fan stand in line for his serving of LeQueen, Tiger, Yankees/Sox, Tebow and the Patriots. BACK BACK BACK...GONE!

Speaking of Tim Tebow, PYB wishes him nothing but the best. But the fact that the Merril Hoge story became such a story is more proof of an ESPN-fueled media grab. Bottom line is that Tebow has no chance to become a long-term, successful NFL starter and should make his move to tight end now instead of later. Anyone who says he should start in Denver over Kyle Orton either knows nothing about football, is kidding himself, has the last name Tebow, or works for ESPN. We are just surpried Hoge is still employed by The Devil, since he told the truth.

Stay tuned for increasing PYB coverage as football nears. Sure, we could cover the Cubs' six-game win streak but don't have the energy. We'll offer our take on the Coaches' Top 25 poll and the Vegas season win total lines for college football. For now, we'll leave you with one of the Omaha World Herald links from Nebraska's fan day, where losers stretched 120 yards hoping to get autographs from overhyped Bubba Starling and daddy's boy Taylor Martinez.

The link we leave you with shows you the interviews of all this years pre-anointed 'leaders.' You can get a glimpse of their personalities, and that's about it, since every question is the same fluff you've heard 1000 times if you're over the age of 10.

The question we most wanted asked was of Austin Cassidy: "Austin, do you feel worse about the fact that you are wasting a scholarship that a deserving Division I player should actually have or that you lost your team the Big 12 Championship and a BCS berth with your Division-III level of safety play last December against Oklahoma?"

Finally, if you live in the Omaha area and are bored you can go to the Cox Classic and witness firsthand the Phoenix Open of the Nationwide Tour! There is now a TWIN PEAKS TENT! This is for people who think the overweight, white trash slut waitresses at Hooters are hot instead of what they truly are: single moms who spawned a couple illegitimate kids by age 20 and now are tapping the last half-ounce of their sex appeal for a few bucks of tips from blue-collar scums and fat, short-sleeve-dress-shirt-clad office workers who haven't seen pussy in 15 years who still find them desirable. After that, you can go to Costco, then PF Chang's then go see Boston at the Qwest Center!

And the answer to Tom Shatel's question is: if John Hurley can't make the cut at the Cox Classic, he ain't making the PGA Tour anytime soon. Hitting the ball 345 yards is commonplace on Tour and he's not destined for greatness because he's from Nebraska---shockingly enough. Shooting 70 on a pitch-and-putt course where 63 and 64 are routine won't get him there. But of course we wish him well.

All for now, have a nice weekend. PYB

Randy Mo$$

Let the nerds debate Randy Moss's stats and Hall of Fame worthiness for now. We all know he'll be back just in time to jump on to a playoff contender's roster before disappointing once again. Let there be no doubt that Moss is one of the biggest underachievers in sports history, given his immense natural abilities.

However, he does leave us with two of the strongest video contributions of all time:

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